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The Boy Who Cried Wolf 



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:24 pm
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If I have to turn up to training in any way (apart from maybe the bar at the social club) then there is no amount of money, pizza or beer you can throw at me to make me pull the boots (or in my case moccasins...) ON!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:40 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
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Oh, they're real alright, sweetheart... Wink


Real foam rubber. Razz Wink


Come say that to my face, Curry... Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:06 pm
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Happy to come in and provide that spark that is required!

A good old fashioned country lad that will do anything and I mean anything for the coach!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:10 pm
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think positive wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Coach, can i please go back in the ruck this game?

I've a mind to cause some mayhem and the ruck is the best place to do that.

While I'm making requests, Monkey Boy at CFH changing in the ruck works for me and putting Rudeboy and WPT in the guts may not add speed but compensates in brutality. Chuck in a few speed freaks around the periphery of your choice for run and carry, but lets brutalise these pink ducks at the stoppages and the game will open up on our terms.


You can go back to ruck, but all dim sims will be eaten with the left hand - I see all!


I can use chopsticks in my left hand, I'm ambiphibious Razz

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stui magpie wrote:
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Oh, they're real alright, sweetheart... Wink


Real foam rubber. Razz Wink


Come say that to my face, Curry... Razz


Anytime Bwuce. Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:04 pm
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All that bourbon you've been swilling has impaired your ability to speak, Arthur. Sober up and get back to me in the morning...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:31 pm
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words fail me....so i lead with the song that will play as we run through the banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0BwVIPm8ko

my oh my..............i just cant believe it.............its like they took the pi out of umre, the nut out of peabutter, the fair out of not, the closet out of the skeleton, the dick pics out of st kilda, the dion out of celine...................

im devastated, but my heart must go on..........on........on....on

FB Culprit (9.5 forward) - - Presti35 - - swoop42
HB thompsoc - - Number 35 (Captain) - - Rudeboy (vice)
C KenH - - Watt price tully - - David
HF Neil - - Jezza - - Magpiebat
FF Mugwump - - qldmagpie67 - - Piesnchess
FOLL ruck: Stui Magpie - - The Boy Who Cried Wolf - - Member7167
INT 5150 - - Tannin - - 3rd degree - - Luvdids
EMERGENCY BLAIR - - Cam - - Damien - - E

black arm band tape applier - dave the man
dimsims:--- sigh--- who can i trust with this monumental task??? Magpiebat, up yours, (or is that your up?)
Coach ; waiting out the back
buddys buddy: 5150 - make sure its the "good stuff"
kings cross tickets: Stui - who else!!
Mardi Gra Float: David
Opera house tour: Tannin and Pietilidie

one last song for the great man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXIPV6Jh4Y

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:43 pm
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MagpieBat wrote:
All that bourbon you've been swilling has impaired your ability to speak, Arthur. Sober up and get back to me in the morning...


Jack Daniels is Tennessee Whisky, not Bourbon Wink

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:45 pm
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Me or Blair.

It's a no brainer.

I'm in we'll win.

Giddy up.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:56 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
MagpieBat wrote:
All that bourbon you've been swilling has impaired your ability to speak, Arthur. Sober up and get back to me in the morning...


Jack Daniels is Tennessee Whisky, not Bourbon Wink


You're not disputing the central plank of my argument, though... Wink

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:57 pm
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think positive wrote:
words fail me....so i lead with the song that will play as we run through the banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0BwVIPm8ko

my oh my..............i just cant believe it.............its like they took the pi out of umre, the nut out of peabutter, the fair out of not, the closet out of the skeleton, the dick pics out of st kilda, the dion out of celine...................

im devastated, but my heart must go on..........on........on....on

FB Culprit (9.5 forward) - - Presti35 - - swoop42
HB thompsoc - - Number 35 (Captain) - - Rudeboy (vice)
C KenH - - Watt price tully - - David
HF Neil - - Jezza - - Magpiebat
FF Mugwump - - qldmagpie67 - - Piesnchess
FOLL ruck: Stui Magpie - - The Boy Who Cried Wolf - - Member7167
INT 5150 - - Tannin - - 3rd degree - - Luvdids
EMERGENCY BLAIR - - Cam - - Damien - - E

black arm band tape applier - dave the man
dimsims:--- sigh--- who can i trust with this monumental task??? Magpiebat, up yours, (or is that your up?)
Coach ; waiting out the back
buddys buddy: 5150 - make sure its the "good stuff"
kings cross tickets: Stui - who else!!
Mardi Gra Float: David
Opera house tour: Tannin and Pietilidie

one last song for the great man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXIPV6Jh4Y


geez coach, you need to work on your motivational music. If I get a chance to step on your iphone, this is what we'll run out to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlPalDkWsuA

And that midfield? Seriously? OK, WPT is grunt, KenH is a grunter as is Member, David is as outside as you can get other than playing from the next suburb but that would be OK if he had any skills, but Wolfboy as ruck rover? Really? The only time he ever got a hard ball his mum made him sit in the corner (that was on Monday)

Sigh. Ok, so we play 1 short in the midfield and hope he falls over his own paws and injures an opposition player which is the only chance of him being a positive contributor to the team. Sad

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:00 pm
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MagpieBat wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
MagpieBat wrote:
All that bourbon you've been swilling has impaired your ability to speak, Arthur. Sober up and get back to me in the morning...


Jack Daniels is Tennessee Whisky, not Bourbon Wink


You're not disputing the central plank of my argument, though... Wink


Sober is relative. Embarassed

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The Boy Who Cried Wolf 



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:09 pm
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I'm an outside receiver Stui, you being our most important player (did you get good tickets for after the game?), apart from maybe MagpiBat (I'll pre order 5 steamed dim sims and a can of bundy ta) can help me look better by tapping it to me all day and then I can pick up some easy uncontested possessions (as well as a few dim sims).

PS: Tickets... don't forget tyia

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KenH Gemini



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:38 pm
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Its alright wolfy, I will dig in and get the pill out just stay in the clear about 10mts away and I will get it to you, then use your silky skills to get to Jezza or QM67! We will win this thing!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:51 pm
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Ah FFS, the team is more important than the individual.

OK, KenH, silver service on it's way. If Daffy Wolf messes it up, take him to school. With WPT in the guts you'll have time and space.

Lets mess these ducks up, big time.

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:16 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
words fail me....so i lead with the song that will play as we run through the banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0BwVIPm8ko

my oh my..............i just cant believe it.............its like they took the pi out of umre, the nut out of peabutter, the fair out of not, the closet out of the skeleton, the dick pics out of st kilda, the dion out of celine...................

im devastated, but my heart must go on..........on........on....on

FB Culprit (9.5 forward) - - Presti35 - - swoop42
HB thompsoc - - Number 35 (Captain) - - Rudeboy (vice)
C KenH - - Watt price tully - - David
HF Neil - - Jezza - - Magpiebat
FF Mugwump - - qldmagpie67 - - Piesnchess
FOLL ruck: Stui Magpie - - The Boy Who Cried Wolf - - Member7167
INT 5150 - - Tannin - - 3rd degree - - Luvdids
EMERGENCY BLAIR - - Cam - - Damien - - E

black arm band tape applier - dave the man
dimsims:--- sigh--- who can i trust with this monumental task??? Magpiebat, up yours, (or is that your up?)
Coach ; waiting out the back
buddys buddy: 5150 - make sure its the "good stuff"
kings cross tickets: Stui - who else!!
Mardi Gra Float: David
Opera house tour: Tannin and Pietilidie

one last song for the great man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXIPV6Jh4Y


geez coach, you need to work on your motivational music. If I get a chance to step on your iphone, this is what we'll run out to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlPalDkWsuA

And that midfield? Seriously? OK, WPT is grunt, KenH is a grunter as is Member, David is as outside as you can get other than playing from the next suburb but that would be OK if he had any skills, but Wolfboy as ruck rover? Really? The only time he ever got a hard ball his mum made him sit in the corner (that was on Monday)

Sigh. Ok, so we play 1 short in the midfield and hope he falls over his own paws and injures an opposition player which is the only chance of him being a positive contributor to the team. Sad


As my apron says 'your opinion wasn't in the recipe' Razz

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