Nicks posting 22 first week of the finals

[think positive]

How exciting, playing finals after all these years, I'm assuming we won last week and other teams lost, because I did see the news that Nate is still head coach, and he said he had Buckley's chance of remaining if we didn't make finals, so who r we playing so I can pick the team accordingly? Rude boy is of course on dim sim duty, you have to pick the best possible side for finals yeah? Like MM did in 2011

[RudeBoy]

[Piesnchess]

UMMMM............ the Mt Evelyn U 16s made the Finals, can we play them up here on one of those bush ovals. ??

[Boogie Knights]

Just don't play it in Ipswich or Dean Martin may be singing, 'Ain't that a kick in the head'...

[Dark Beanie]

Won't everyone be doing their own I'm mad Monday?

[qldmagpie67]

Coach have we played yet ? I've been waiting for my limo to turn up to take me to the game since lunch time Friday
If the limo forgot me then I still expect to be paid. If I was dropped (yeah like that's ever going to happen I'm the only gun we have) then I still expect payment

[think positive]

Bloody hell. I get home from Hawaii after mega exciting talks with Roos, ok ok I just stalked him but I tried, to find out we ain't, ahhhh? We ain't, ohhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, noooooooooo, in the finals? How can that beeeeeee? What will I do with all these specially made illegally imported funny smelling marijuana dim sims? Noooooooooooooooooo

[Piesnchess]

^ Canada one minute, Hawaii the next, ahhh the good life eh Coach, nothing like it, unlike us poor peasants back here. ! LOL

[qldmagpie67]

Croach I'm gladly to reporting the maddest Monday celebrities has near concluded with minimumal issues
The team and some hanger oners and some people who just happened to be in the bus we found vacant at a bus stop not moving had a solid day of reflections
Rudest boy being the gentlemanly he once was decided to drive the bus to our first stop which happened to be a bridge with a height of 2m and a bus height if 2.4m. It was the first time all season the team all United (we all said lets get the puck out of here before the wallopers arrive
We soon stumbled (yes we had consumed several herbal laced beverages provided by some Colombian stranger who said they weren't performance enhancing) our first watering hole.
PNC started a game of pin the blame on the absent coach which was popular among the group safice to say your now responsible for everything from Kim Jong Lil hair to global warming
We then adventured to a new establishment (yes we were asked to leave when King monkey decided to do a nudey run through the local convent and came back with a new habit)
At the new joint (place not the token kind) we started a new drinking game. We each ordered 12 shots of booze and then skulled them and tell the bar maid we didn't have any money to pay (oh this might be w good time to tell you your likely going to getting a visit from the police looking for payment)
We then run (OK that's a stretch let's say staggered aimlessly) to a restaurant to partake in some nutrition. Jezza and Lazza propyl ordered 13,000 dimmies and a side of straw (for the goat I'm assuming)
We scoffed the dimmies in record time and then had to leave Cam 5150 Neil & E behind to wash dishes for the next several years in lieu of payment
Finally we arrived venue recommended by Tannin called kittens. We all tnoguht how nice were going to a pet store but it's appears the only animals around were the team members.
We decided against getting lap dances as the girls didn't believe we were actually Saudi oil barons and would forward a cheque at a later date.
Dyso then decided to take control and within minutes had summoned 45 of his private harem to dance and perform several unspeakable shows.
Coach seriously I've never seen a gold fish and ping pong ball seem so naturally harmonious in such a dark place.
The only down side of the day was pies4shaw and his petition he wanted everyone to sign (jokes on him he didn't realise none of us can read or write) that would install him as coach thus allowing him to give Sidey and Langdon a game next season.
So coach Dyso and me are no at the airport ready to board our private charter flight (since when has Bronwyn bishop been in this team) to Thailand for our elite preseason training camp
You'll be hearing from us when our funds run short

[Pies4shaw]

I'll be ready for Week 2.