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think positive 
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Well I have never been so ashamed of a coach as I am now ( or possibly was last year with that Pratt Wren)
To think by my magnanimous gesture and approval I allowed her to be made coach on the proviso that brown paper bags of cash and favourable selections would be made available.
Thus far I have received nil payment and even less at the selection table.
Everyone here knows I am a fair and reasonable person ask pies4shaw but can one really expect me to let this just slide ? What sort of message would that send to the next muppet umm I mean coach I install !!
Jojo maybe I need to post those images of you looking through a van window when a certain swoop was practising private goat herding methods ??
Or perhaps those candid snaps of you at the Swiss Alps with a certain P Roos in a game of nude twister ??
Maybe you may look to make some late changes now |
 
done - but i want the negatives too
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neil 
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Brilliant selections
I stand right behind you
We lose and the knife is out
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qldmagpie67
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| think positive wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Well I have never been so ashamed of a coach as I am now ( or possibly was last year with that Pratt Wren)
To think by my magnanimous gesture and approval I allowed her to be made coach on the proviso that brown paper bags of cash and favourable selections would be made available.
Thus far I have received nil payment and even less at the selection table.
Everyone here knows I am a fair and reasonable person ask pies4shaw but can one really expect me to let this just slide ? What sort of message would that send to the next muppet umm I mean coach I install !!
Jojo maybe I need to post those images of you looking through a van window when a certain swoop was practising private goat herding methods ??
Or perhaps those candid snaps of you at the Swiss Alps with a certain P Roos in a game of nude twister ??
Maybe you may look to make some late changes now |
done - but i want the negatives too |
Jojo anyone who's says your not a lady of your word will have Dyso to answer too
Thanks for your support coach
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Great job coach. Take an E and stick it in your guts. Then sit back relax and watch him do his thing. Adrenalin filled heart pumping stuff!
I think the team will play with a high for most of the night (of course, they might not remember what happened in the morning.....)
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Jezza 
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At full forward I'm expecting good delivery tonight, or else I'll blame the mids! 
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watt price tully 
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| think positive wrote: | sigh....................what a way to start the season, lies lies lies, all lies, what is a coach to do? A Coach who is utterly perfect in every way, Who strives for perfection with every waking breath, who expects the same of the minions beneath him? Why Why Why? do you see me drinking anything but H2O? Do you see me snorting anything but rumours? having sex with goats?
first week back and we have to start with the outs!!
Wokko - took on his daughter at jiu jitsu, now gives new meaning to the term blubaggers - out (may have to be permanently, hmm, out if yaknowwotimean!
barrybc4 - because no one knows what his name means - out
qldmagpie67 - frustrated to no end - not sure what that means but i know hes no lying - out - back in - (thanks for the chockies and american honey!!)
The boy who cried wolf - wolf showed up this time - out
Member 7167 - didnt plan ahea - infected knuckle knucklehead - out
Swoop 42 and 5150 - hmm, something about a van, a tissue with unknown substance, and three billy goat gruffs, - hmmm - these boys need to learn that sometimes a little white lie is less painful - out
ok ok ok its all OK! bercause, wait for it, da dut da dahhhhhhh,, we have the one and only, amazing, incredible, multi purpose, fully adaptable, supercalafradgelistic: wait for it wait for it
J. BLAIR fit, firing, ready to be torn apart by his own fans!!!!!
ROUND ONO MCG guys, get it right this time
Backs: Piedys Blair Thompsoc
Half Baked: Raw Hammer 3rd degree Presti35
Centres: qldmagpie67 (vice) Stui (Captain) WPT (no vices)
Half Forward: Neil Piesnchess Doriswilgus
Forwards Matty123 (anyone who can count to 3 deserves a shot at goal) Jezza Rudeboy
followers Jackass E Lazza
Interchange Pies4shaw Tannin David
emergencies Hiss Miss troll jack spain
(desperate times indeed!)
unstoppable, impeachable, incredible Coach: that would be me!
bootstudder: bucksisfuturecoach
strategy: Think Better
bring me drinks and food: Magpiebat (the only guy i trust not to poison me!!)
dimsims: Rudeboy
podcast: DTM - and it better work, Dave!
cheer squad Joffa (now thats original!)
half time entertainment: Annadom (get the booos ready!)
oranges - Luvdids - on probation, we all know when ever there's trouble Dids is not far behind!!
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Ha ha. Plenty vice coach: I have a confession to make. I have bulimia minus the purging. I've eaten the post match food.
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
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You forgot me?
Only 3 on the bench... wasn't named in the omissions... what's going on at HQ??
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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magnificent centre line there Coach, we won't let you down. You may want to keep an eye on that bench though if you want quick rotations, those 3 will be so bust discussing Muslim and LGBTI warming and whatever else that you may need to get someone with a Tony abbott mask to get them off the bench and moving. 
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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| think positive wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | | Teabag the coach. |
it was tea?? |
With a sprinkling of date.
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think positive
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| Skids wrote: | You forgot me?
Only 3 on the bench... wasn't named in the omissions... what's going on at HQ?? |
Your my secret weapon , invisabke late inclusion, your there now!
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think positive
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Sackmesackmesackmesackmesackme
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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| think positive wrote: | | Sackmesackmesackmesackmesackme |
With pleasure.
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
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| Lazza wrote: | Looking forward to Rudey's dim sims as my pet cat has suddenly gone missing....  |
If the dimmy bag is still purring, be worried.
| Skids wrote: | You forgot me?
Only 3 on the bench... wasn't named in the omissions... what's going on at HQ?? |
Oh look, you can have my spot; i'm sick of the ball sailing over my head all the time... I get dizzy easily.
| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Jojo anyone who's says your not a lady of your word will have Dyso to answer to
Thanks for your support coach |
Touch her, and I kill.
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think positive
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Heheheh thanks Piedys!
Actually, I reckon we did ok, take away a couple of bullshit frees, outlaw their bloody volleyball passes, and we are home!
Well done boys, we almost had the, nutted.
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Presti35
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