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think positive 
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sigh....................what a way to start the season, lies lies lies, all lies, what is a coach to do? A Coach who is utterly perfect in every way, Who strives for perfection with every waking breath, who expects the same of the minions beneath him? Why Why Why? do you see me drinking anything but H2O? Do you see me snorting anything but rumours? having sex with goats?
first week back and we have to start with the outs!!
Wokko - took on his daughter at jiu jitsu, now gives new meaning to the term blubaggers - out (may have to be permanently, hmm, out if yaknowwotimean!
barrybc4 - because no one knows what his name means - out
qldmagpie67 - frustrated to no end - not sure what that means but i know hes no lying - out - back in - (thanks for the chockies and american honey!!)
The boy who cried wolf - wolf showed up this time - out
Member 7167 - didnt plan ahea - infected knuckle knucklehead - out
Swoop 42 and 5150 - hmm, something about a van, a tissue with unknown substance, and three billy goat gruffs, - hmmm - these boys need to learn that sometimes a little white lie is less painful - out
ok ok ok its all OK! bercause, wait for it, da dut da dahhhhhhh,, we have the one and only, amazing, incredible, multi purpose, fully adaptable, supercalafradgelistic: wait for it wait for it
J. BLAIR fit, firing, ready to be torn apart by his own fans!!!!!
ROUND ONO MCG guys, get it right this time
Backs: Piedys Blair Thompsoc
Half Baked: Raw Hammer 3rd degree Presti35
Centres: qldmagpie67 (vice) Stui (Captain) WPT (no vices)
Half Forward: Neil Piesnchess Doriswilgus
Forwards Matty123 (anyone who can count to 3 deserves a shot at goal) Jezza Rudeboy
followers Jackass E Lazza
Interchange Pies4shaw Tannin David. Late inclusion skids skidded in!!!
emergencies Hiss Miss troll jack spain
(desperate times indeed!)
unstoppable, impeachable, incredible Coach: that would be me!
bootstudder: bucksisfuturecoach
strategy: Think Better
bring me drinks and food: Magpiebat (the only guy i trust not to poison me!!)
dimsims: Rudeboy
podcast: DTM - and it better work, Dave!
cheer squad Joffa (now thats original!)
half time entertainment: Annadom (get the booos ready!)
oranges - Luvdids - on probation, we all know when ever there's trouble Dids is not far behind!!
Lets hear ya!!
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Presti35 
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My fax machine must be broken.
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
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| Presti35 wrote: | | My fax machine must be broken. |
But thats cool, I can find time to get my awesome Toyota tattoo now.
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think positive
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| Presti35 wrote: | | My fax machine must be broken. |
whats a fax machine?
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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Teabag the coach.
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So TP ...one question
Is Blair my daddy??/
Because only through a blood line could I play on the same line.
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think positive
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| thompsoc wrote: | So TP ...one question
Is Blair my daddy??/
Because only through a blood line could I play on the same line. |
is that a tasmanian thing? can you fax me your birth certificate?
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think positive
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| swoop42 wrote: | | Teabag the coach. |
it was tea??
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Lazza
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Geez I know I'm good TP but to play TWO positions at the same time is a tad harsh!!! (Half baked line AND a follower!!)
I'll try my best to keep Jackcass away from the ball because like everything else, he'll bloody butcher it... 
Piesnchess is in for a huge game. He is a gun.
Looking forward to Rudey's dim sims as my pet cat has suddenly gone missing.... 
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think positive
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you and presti need ya eyes checked, not a good start
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Piesnchess
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Magnificent team coach, very well balanced, you are about to chalk up your first victory as our first Nicks femme coach, we are primed and ready to make you some doggie stew tonight !! One question, perhaps, after her excellent speech on welfare in Parlt yesterday, maybe we should have put Jacquie Lambie on our bench, as we are playing the welfare ?
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thompsoc
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I am a bit worried about the selector.
After all she did marry into the welfare, and I wonder if there is just a little soft spot for the doggies.
How else could you explain that pick of Blair?
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| thompsoc wrote: | I am a bit worried about the selector.
After all she did marry into the welfare, and I wonder if there is just a little soft spot for the doggies.
How else could you explain that pick of Blair? |
tell that to my 16 and a half year old poodle, RIP 22/3/17
-disclaimer, heart condition, dislocated hip, blind, deaf, bald, but i loved him til the end dec 2000 to 22/3/2017 RIP Max mummy really did love you 
and no i probably wouldnt laugh if u made the joke, but i did so its politically correct!! i did consider asking hubby to take his place though.
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Well I have never been so ashamed of a coach as I am now ( or possibly was last year with that Pratt Wren)
To think by my magnanimous gesture and approval I allowed her to be made coach on the proviso that brown paper bags of cash and favourable selections would be made available.
Thus far I have received nil payment and even less at the selection table.
Everyone here knows I am a fair and reasonable person ask pies4shaw but can one really expect me to let this just slide ? What sort of message would that send to the next muppet umm I mean coach I install !!
Jojo maybe I need to post those images of you looking through a van window when a certain swoop was practising private goat herding methods ??
Or perhaps those candid snaps of you at the Swiss Alps with a certain P Roos in a game of nude twister ??
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