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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:48 am
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ok so the last couple of weeks the boys haven't even played like women.

im not in any hurry to see France, so c'mon boys, practice match or not, dont let me down

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:58 am
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What an AMAZING team TP. You are the very BEST!! Twisted Evil Razz

How is THIS for a full back line?

B Lazza. Dyso. Presti35

This is tighter than trying to open a Scotchman's wallet Cool

Our goal is to have no goals go through.

Bring it ON>>>>>>>>>

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:07 pm
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35 Forever at half forward , he will depress their half back line.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:59 pm
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Weeeell, our TP, our first Femme coach, has pulled together a bloody ripper of a team, that has it all, guts, speed, agility, brimming with confidence. ! Yeah, its only a kinda glorified practice game, but the Dopers will chuck everything against us, this is our challenge. !
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Lazza 



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:02 pm
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3rd degree wrote:
35 Forever at half forward , he will depress their half back line.


Will that be a full press or a half press??? Twisted Evil Razz Cool

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:21 pm
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Time to pop my c@<& back on for the real stuff.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:56 pm
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Great team!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:00 pm
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I guess that side is what happens when you rest your established stars for the 1st round of the JLT preseason comp...
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:39 pm
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On the wing?

Cool. Very Happy

Pass the red bulls and dimmies boys, time to motor

All haircuts tonight will honour Side by Side. No.1 from above the left ear on that side, the other side left alone. I've got my Chinese hair dressing apprentice Win Wun Soon waiting by with the clippers and a few of Dyso's "friends" on hand to provide hair gel for the other side.

So lets get out there and show these pr1cks what practice match footy is all about.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:11 pm
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Lazza wrote:
What an AMAZING team TP. You are the very BEST!! Twisted Evil Razz

How is THIS for a full back line?

B Lazza. Dyso. Presti35

This is tighter than trying to open a Scotchman's wallet Cool

Our goal is to have no goals go through.


Never in doubt; our objective was to bluff the bookies to 3/4-time, so our odds blew out, then have Skids pounce on them and load up with ca$h.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:28 pm
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Great game, great win. Your hair cuts were nearly as sen SATIONAL as my performance on the wing, but being a team player I'm not seeking individual glory.

i do accept however, cash, expensive watches, hookers and booze.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:52 am
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They say the games won and lost in the centre
Hence why we won looking at the centre line
Stui and myself are to modest to claim all the accolades but the remainder of you peasants can show your appreciation by leaving large cash offerings in unmarked envelopes neatly stacked at the foot of our statues I'm assuming Jojo will erect seeing we just saved her job as coach
Order has been restored we've beaten the dopers and celebrated like we deserved
On a side note can anyone explain to me why Dyso has a personal secretary now ? I'm assuming it's his secretary he/she seemed to be spending a lot of time chasing him around the locker room with a hand full of legal papers in hand
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:45 am
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qldmagpie67 wrote:
They say the games won and lost in the centre
Hence why we won looking at the centre line
Stui and myself are to modest to claim all the accolades but the remainder of you peasants can show your appreciation by leaving large cash offerings in unmarked envelopes neatly stacked at the foot of our statues I'm assuming Jojo will erect seeing we just saved her job as coach
Order has been restored we've beaten the dopers and celebrated like we deserved
On a side note can anyone explain to me why Dyso has a personal secretary now ? I'm assuming it's his secretary he/she seemed to be spending a lot of time chasing him around the locker room with a hand full of legal papers in hand


I thought it was the dodgy lawyer who won it for us by going into the Essendon Huddle at 3/4 time and convincing them to lay down in the last for fear of being accused of taking these things called PEP-Tides!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:52 am
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:09 pm
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piedys wrote:
Lazza wrote:
What an AMAZING team TP. You are the very BEST!! Twisted Evil Razz

How is THIS for a full back line?

B Lazza. Dyso. Presti35

This is tighter than trying to open a Scotchman's wallet Cool

Our goal is to have no goals go through.


Never in doubt; our objective was to bluff the bookies to 3/4-time, so our odds blew out, then have Skids pounce on them and load up with ca$h.


Laughing Laughing Cool

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