Nick's Posting 22's next coach (poll)

[qldmagpie67]

With the American election now run and won (or lost depending on your view) we can turn our eyes to a equally important election that of coach of nicks posting 22

Last year was dysfunctional to say the least. We started the season under the guidance of Swoop42 who for personal reasons (rumours abounded he was either jailed or kidnapped) pulled the pin very quickly. His selection criteria bordered on the bizarre but considering what he had to work with its not uncommon. Swoops strengths are many to many to mention here or does he have any worth mentioning that's a decision to be made by electorate.

John (Hillary Clinton) Wren. Took over under controversial circumstances. He entered the position with little to no experience and that showed as he lost game after game. His demeanour was tested at times with controversial selection policies. When challenged he would stomp around in his high heels and pants suits claiming he had accidentally deleted his emails so he didn't know who was available for selection. Like Hillary at his advanced years he's days of being able to make thoughtful decisions are numbered as dementia has obviously set in.

Dyso (Donald Trump) Piedys. The leader of the deplorable's or the silent disillusioned. Dyso has form but unfortunately mostly the illegal kind. His selection methods have been known to be bizarre bordering on mentally unstable. He brings with him a zest for the path less travelled and can often be found to take selection advice from his team of lady boys at a late night bar in kings cross. The voice of the people but who's listening ?

Qldmagpie67. Led a successful coup against the Wren regime. Led the team to several successes before he was opposed by the vocal minority. Is known for his boyish good looks, charm & charisma. Known as the modern day Jock McHale for his record. The only candidate who's reputation is unblemished by past sins. The only logical choice for those who's IQ is above room temperature.

None of the above. Obviously a popular choice among the jealous few who crave the post themselves. Be warned voting for this option could lead to you getting a cross between Kim Jong Il and Sarah Palin

[John Wren]

you are a bit of a revisionist with your documenting of history. look up old threads and you will see i served as coach with much success during our glory days. i am happy to make the nick's posting xxii great again but it's bloody hard to do so with the rablle one has to work with. if our resident goat herder wants to be coach he is more than welcome to take the reins but i fear an ankle bracelet might be an impediment. as cor other options, i'd rather see us become the 53rd state of america before seeing those realised. no offence dyso.

[qldmagpie67]

[Jezza]

Qldmagpie has my vote!

[stui magpie]

I'd like to see Think Positive as coach. Change it up a bit.

Other than that I have a degree of affection for all the listed coaches, they each have their strengths and their idiosyncrasies, and I'm adaptable.

[MagpieBat]

Ate you trying to curry favour dressing up like that...?

[stui magpie]

Dressing up like what, sweetie?

[Presti35]

I'm putting DTMs name out there.

[MagpieBat]

[stui magpie]

It's working for me.

[MagpieBat]

Well, whatever gets you going, sicko...

[stui magpie]

ps. I don't need to dress up to be a homicidal manic, that's just a bonus.

[Skids]

Wokko. "Make Nicks 22 Great Again!"

[3rd degree]

I think Dyso would bring the ' Choco' Williams approach we have lacked in the past. I am the Rodney Eade Type I took this board as far as a Prelim in 2012 many have not.

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