Nick's Posting XXII Round 18: vs Pauperoos

John Wren · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:30 am

this week we have our first final since 2013. who knew that the league has scheduled finals in july? thankfully, to counter this, we have been gifted a home game at the oppo's home ground. we must acknowledge the league's generosity and sense of fair play in affording us the privilege to do so.

there is no change to the side. i did want to name rawhammer but it is clear he is struggling to get a ticket to the game and you know what the unions say, no ticket, no work.

king monkey keeps thinking our games are at the morwell recreation reserve and this is somewhat staggering but i think it must be all part of our efforts to support the league's equalisation measures by playing one short each week.

i leave you with a little riddle for you to solve.

EMG-LM=EMG+E. what does it all mean?

qldmagpie67 · Joined: 18 Dec 2008

Dear Sir I don't know who you are but you aren't John Wren.
We all know JW was arrested last week and currently sits in a federal detention centre awaiting extradition to numerous countries for various hideous crimes against humanity.
So you imposter just like the team named you have nil credibility
Your false persona like the team of false footballers will be exposed and banished

King Monkey · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:57 pm

I've solved your little riddle - E is actually the secret love child of Swoop & 5150; not your own bastard as you keep telling everyone.
I'm heading down to confront Swoop about it tonight - should be back in time to pressurise Firrito into a couple of deliberate rushed behind free kicks.
I'm sure the gameplan will be a bit headless as usual until I get back.

MagpieBat · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:27 pm

neil · Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland

On the bench
Guess the coach is not bribable
Who knew

MagpieBat · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:33 pm

He is, but you have to up your offer...

neil · Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland

^ I offered him your first born

MagpieBat · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:06 pm

I don't have kids. Try again.

I'm told JW does accept souls, so maybe offer your own up and he'll find you a spot on the ground...

neil · Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland

^ To be phased in over the next few years

stui magpie · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:35 pm

Pies4shaw · pies4shaw Joined: 08 Oct 2007

stui magpie · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:46 pm

^

That works. Razz

Jezza · 2023 PREMIERS! Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End

Who keeps bribing the coach to leave me out of the team?

My reserve performances have been nothing short of outstanding, yet I'm still languishing in the reserves.

MagpieBat · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:06 am

Not me, but if you'd like to leave a brown paper bag full of unmarked bills on the table over there, Judd/Visy style, I'll put in a good word for you at the next selection committee meeting...

E · Joined: 05 May 2010