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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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loosely translated, the above paragraphs say what a wonderful effort by the rabble last weekend. who knew this motley bunch of lickspittle, ne'er do wells and unrepresentative swill could find a connection so strong that that looked somewhat cohesive in the way they went about things?! my coaching group did not change a thing about how we were going to play in rounds 8 and 9 so it does beg the question, wtf has the team being doing up until then? it's evident they've been too busy sooking about how someone came in and upset their equilibrium. well, that's the first paragraph interpreted for you. the second paragraph basically sticks it up the whingers who want the coach sacked.
this week there has been some changes to the lineup. stui will be omitted for the next three weeks while he goes off in pursuit of a russian lass by the name of Yulia who emailed him the other day saying he should go to the states if he wanted long time love; that she'll be waiting for him at airport. we may or may not see him again. wpt's performances on the track can no longer be denied so, he finally gets a gig and if only to silence him after his embarrassing performance singing in the social club at the vfl game on saturday night. the other change to the line up is sugar man. given we are playing the western welfare, i thought charity should begin at home and have named him. this is based on a low risk assessment and, besides, if we lose he is our "just add water" whipping boy. winner winner, chicken dinner.
3rd degree is omitted because he is off to find anthony corrie and chris egan so he celebrate indigenous round with them and egain's brick. mattys123 is being managed, whatever that means.
king monkey will be our captain in stui's absence. that's if his minister for recreation allows him out on sunday.
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
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This reminds me of Kevin Rudd's second stint as Prime Minister. A truly indispensable period in the Nick's Posting XXII history. 
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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You do realise that Jackcass is an old ugly fart compared to me right?
Even if a team can't play the game, they must LOOK nice....  
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| David wrote: | | This reminds me of Kevin Rudd's second stint as Prime Minister. A truly indispensable period in the Nick's Posting XXII history. |
it's a seminal moment in time. the annals of history will tell the story of what a renaissance we experienced. no doubt, there will be critics and revisionists looking to erase this from our memories but it will be a futile exercise. on 2 july we will see the phoenix rise once again.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Geezus coach, get your facts right.
Her name is Svetlana.
Yulia is her sister. 
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jackcass 
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Bendigo
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| Lazza wrote: | You do realise that Jackcass is an old, though still many many years younger than me, ugly fart compared to me right?
Even if a team can't play the game, they must LOOK nice.... ..... even at the expense of athletic prowess! |
EFA
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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So is Bob Sugar in there to sweeten up the bunch of sucks that is this side?
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3rd degree 
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Location: John Wren's tote
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What a dull side , some of them will not make it through thursday night indian file. Culprit's gummy hip will give way
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yin-YANG
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| thompsoc wrote: | | So is Bob Sugar in there to sweeten up the bunch of sucks that is this side? |
suck it up Thompsoc… just jump on board mate - this team had heard the message - and the message was good - is good and will be good - Admittedly there has been some language issues but the body language is terrific! 
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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| thompsoc wrote: | | So is Bob Sugar in there to sweeten up the bunch of sucks that is this side? |
thompsoc, I'm honestly scared for Bob Sugar... he's as likely to get sniped behind the play by one of his own team mates as he is against the opposition 
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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| The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | | thompsoc, I'm honestly scared for Bob Sugar... he's as likely to get sniped behind the play by one of his own team mates as he is against the opposition |
I am sure a sack of sad lollipops will make him feel better.
Though I'd wonder how many are going to take the field, there might be an all in brawl before they get there.
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neil 
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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Sack the coach
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| HAL wrote: | | Who are you talking about? |
Swoop…
too soon?
too late…
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RudeBoy
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If they want us to give it to them doggie style, then I'm more than happy to oblige.
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