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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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In the dark corridors of nicks the rumblings of discontent have been roaring.
The whispers became louder and louder as the safari suit wearing set named there limp wristed 22 to face the dreaded scum of Carlton
The line has been drawn in the sand. No longer can we just simply take the high moral ground saying we tried hard we must now go back to the glory days of last week to find the answers we seek
From today the rebel 22 will terrorise opponents and team mates alike
We need a team so untterly devoid of any moral fabric nothing is beyond them. A team that by the mere utterance of there respective names will ensure there opponents fear is seen running down there legs
A team who will do anything to win. There is no act or task beyond them to achieve there goals
A team so disfunctional nothing comes as a surprise
So we have scoured the back alleys, sleazy bars, houses of ill repute and national capitals to find the worst of the worst
Names so despised among ordinary folk but worshipped among the rebels
Today is ground zero for a new level of the term "what ever it takes.
Folks I introduce to you Nicks Rebel Posting XXII
B. Al Capone Ned Kelly Donald Trump
Donny. Inxs88. Didick
HB Ivan Milat. Bill Shorten. Ted Bundy
35forever. Bob Sugar. Skaman
C. Benedict Arnold. Attila the Hun. Hilary Clinton
Prototype. Swoop42. Dangles
HF. Hannibal Hitler. BTK Killer
Think positive. Simon Tonna. Bucks2014
F. Boston strangler. Bonny. Martin Bryant
Lazza Dyso. . Derkd
R. Jeffrey Dahmer. Clyde. John Dillinger
Jezza Piesnchess. Watt price fully
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Jack the Ripper - WarrenerranW
Timothy McVeigh - Steveh67
Leigh Matthews - Whatsinaname
The producers of Seinfeld - Loki04
Coach - Michael Jackson - Qldmagpie67
Assistant coach - Hillside strangler - Frankie goes to Collingwood
Dim sim cooker - Walt Disney - Neil Appleby
Fluffer - Robert Mugabe - Boy who cried wolf
Accountant - Washington Snipers - E
Manager - Saddam Hussein - Hal
Jock strap fitter - Celine Dion - Tannin |
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Pies4shaw 
pies4shaw
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| You'd do anything to pick a Collingwood team that didn't have Sidebottom in it, wouldn't you? |
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yin-YANG
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too political… and the funny thing is Trump scares me more Ned Kelly or Al Capone!
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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or blair.
wreaks of desperation. by any chance, you're not a gop republican are you?
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qldmagpie67
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| Pies4shaw wrote: | | You'd do anything to pick a Collingwood team that didn't have Sidebottom in it, wouldn't you? |
I thought of picking Sidey in this team but thought it might insult Saddam as he likes to be the sole butcher in any side 😂 |
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qldmagpie67
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| John Wren wrote: | or blair.
wreaks of desperation. by any chance, you're not a gop republican are you? |
Spoken like Bronwyn Bishop's chopper buddy for sure
How's the safari suit and velvet bowler hat doing JW ? |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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We needed a team without all feelings or emotion
A team where no one is more important than the coach
One where everyone prospers especially the coach and his mates
We were tired of hearing comments like "we tried hard but just couldn't quite get the job done"
We want to hear comments like "I plead not guilty your honour"
Or "I had a mental lapse in judgement when i rammed that knife blade into his rib cage"
What happened to the good ole days when you could pull a knife disembowel your opponent and be lucky to cop a week
To politically correct is what's wrong just like the team JW selected
Give me a team of ruthless thugs and degenerates and I'll show you the Hawthorne team of 2013/14/15 |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Hey, hoi come Truffles Mal didn't get a gig ??
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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| Pies4shaw wrote: | | You'd do anything to pick a Collingwood team that didn't have Sidebottom in it, wouldn't you? |
Is that like side boob?
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Well that worrked out well
If anyone's looking for me I'll be sitting on my thrown crying like a baby
Seriously you people let me down today
What happened to win it for th coach ?
What happened to the brass knuckles I supplied you ?
Why didn't anyone spray battery acid in there opponents eyes ?
Why didn't anyone pull a knife and stab someone ?
Seriously I give you the coaching and tools to be successful and you let me down badly
Lucky I'm the forgiving type and will only have most of you beheaded |
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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| I keep kicking goals but I can't even get a run on the field... Kappa |
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qldmagpie67
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| The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | | I keep kicking goals but I can't even get a run on the field... Kappa |
Your at FF next week
By that I mean forward fluffer |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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After watching the game for a second time this morning I've noticed some disturbing sights
Dyso you appear to be very chummy with your opponent. Is there any reason for this other than he holidays in Thailand ?
Jezza not once did I see you poke your opponent in the eye why not ?
Lazza I gave you brass knuckles for a reason and that wasn't for scrap metal to buy some extra dimmies with
I must apologise for putting an inexperienced fluffer on the payroll. Rest assured he will be given hours of hands on training this week in kings cross
Lastly I think it's fair to assume you lot are a complete disappointment to me. But being the kind hearted person I am I wont have anyone beheaded this week but be warned heads will roll if your performance against the Brions is of the same caliber.
Some of you may face being dropped to the seconds (otherwise known as the John Wren coached team) |
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piedys 
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | After watching the game for a second time this morning I've noticed some disturbing sights
Dyso you appear to be very chummy with your opponent. Is there any reason for this other than he holidays in Thailand ? |
Talking with my opponent whilest the ball was being again slaughtered by my esteemed team-mates, he remarked "... you are in the zone, pal".
So I wasn't sure if this was a compliment, or perhaps he was explaining to me that I had somehow failed to follow the positioning of the game plan?
It was such a mind-f*ck, the I spent the remainder of the game wondering around with my brain spinning like the little Microsoft Windows hour-glass icon, that displays on the screen when you give it too many basic instructions simultaneously...
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qldmagpie67
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| piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | After watching the game for a second time this morning I've noticed some disturbing sights
Dyso you appear to be very chummy with your opponent. Is there any reason for this other than he holidays in Thailand ? |
Talking with my opponent whilest the ball was being again slaughtered by my esteemed team-mates, he remarked "... you are in the zone, pal".
So I wasn't sure if this was a compliment, or perhaps he was explaining to me that I had somehow failed to follow the positioning of the game plan?
It was such a mind-f*ck, the I spent the remainder of the game wondering around with my brain spinning like the little Microsoft Windows hour-glass icon, that displays on the screen when you give it too many basic instructions simultaneously... |
Unfortunately for you Dyso that makes perfect sense. Because of that you will be selected again next week
Put yourself down for a 50% pay rise and contract extension old chap |
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