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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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It would appear our coach has been kidnapped or otherwise detained.
He was last spotted at Afghanistan
For those unaware of Afghanistan it's the Australian Federation Goat Herders And Nearly Invalid Stray Teet Addicted Neanderthals
Now if swoop42 does turn up and post a side we will be unbeatable for 44 on 22
So I have taken the opportunity to show some real leadership and hijack this team.
Now after our stirring win on Anzac Day a sane coach would make limited if any changes to a winning side.
So today there will be 12 personal changes and 14 positional changes
Call me crazy if you wish I would say it's more of a power trip than craziness
So the line up today will be as follows
Ins Steveh67, Skids, Protype, September Zeros, Loki04, Cuthbert Collingwood, Hal, Piesnchess, Magpieazza, 35forever, Donny, Skaman
Outs Didick, Swoop42, Bucksisfuturecoach, Whatsinaname, Watt price Tully, Carringbush Cigar, Magpietothemax, The boy who cried wolf, Rick, David, 58pies, Simon Tonna, Bucks2014
Please be aware no player was dropped other than for my own amusement or if I received a large enough bribe
F Steveh67. Skids. Piedys
HF DTM. Loki04. Stuimagpie C. Jackcass
C King monkey. Yin Yang. Lazza.
HB Cam. Prototype. 35forever
B Donny. John Wren. Cuthbert Collingwood
Int 5150. Rudeboy. Piesnchess. Skaman
Emg Qldmagpie67. Dangles.
Assistant coach Jezza
Assistant to the assistant coach Wokko
Opposition Anal yst Bob Sugar
Head Fluffer Neil Appleby
Assistant fluffer Magpieazza
Dim sim cook Magpiebat
Ladyboy entertainer September Zeros
Beer fetcher for coach Wotfam
Credit card controller An_Inkling
Condom unwrapper Pies4shaw
Meaningless statistical data provider Hal
Hal's battery changer and fluffer Thompsoc |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Cam 
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002
Location: Springvale
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Stick tight guys.. no matter what our coach does!
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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It's not just the coach - most of the players have also gone missing� we need something - anything - a miracle most likely!
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35forever
"I feel sick - dada dada dada da"
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Location: Physical=Sunshine Coast -- Mental=Vic Park
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Thanks coach, much appreciated, but i'm looking for a flight home before half time... I think there's a 5:15 to Melbourne (Melb time).
I'm on it!!!
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... oh who cares, we did it!!!!!"
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"The pies are going to the big dance!"-P.Daicos 2010
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| "it" being there's a 515 to Melbourne Melb time? |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| 35forever wrote: | Thanks coach, much appreciated, but i'm looking for a flight home before half time... I think there's a 5:15 to Melbourne (Melb time).
I'm on it!!! |
I booked myself on the 215pm special known as the get out of town before the shit really happens express |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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I'm going to make a coaching master stroke here at half time as we need a lift
All those who who I dropped are back in all those promoted for a game are gone. All those on the pine change places with all those defenders
All the emergencies take some petty cash head to a strip club order yourself some double Chivas Regals and get smashed this could get ugly/ier
Where that damn swoop when you need some one to blame |
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September Zeros
Joined: 04 Oct 2012
Location: Behind you
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**** you
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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He's in the West Coast alright, spotted having cocktails in Los Angeles.
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piedys 
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| 35forever wrote: | Thanks coach, much appreciated, but i'm looking for a flight home before half time... I think there's a 5:15 to Melbourne (Melb time).
I'm on it!!! |
That excess baggage weight in your suitcase was me.
ps. You have really nice taste in clothes... 
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Jezza
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Joined: 06 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End
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The fact that the coach was kidnapped meant we never stood a chance today! 
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| Jezza wrote: | | The fact that the coach was kidnapped meant we never stood a chance today! |
kidnapped-schmidnapped.
How much $$$ do the fukkers want in ransom to return him?
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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| Shouldn't have dropped me coach (btw has anyone found him yet?)... kicked a few more 'perceptive fellow' goals off the bench today... |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Bring back Swoop
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