Time to select a new coach

[qldmagpie67]

Well I think the majority agree we need a new coach.
Unfortunate our fearless leader Swoop42 hasn't led us to the threshold of the promised land
So today we must make the decision
So the choices will be as follows

Swoop42
Our current coach and resident goat fondler. Has made changes weekly but none based on form. He seems to base his selections on bribes, blackmail and who has the largest herd.
While everything can't be blamed on swoop I think it's safe to say our issues 100% his fault and his fault alone

Dyso
Known as the Big D among the ladyboy fraternity
Dyso has passion and desire (not sure if it's for coaching though)
His last position was make up applier for Julia Gillard which should hold him in good stead for a near impossible job of leading a bunch of unskilled hacks
A former cell mate of chopper Reid and has been known to go the nibble of the ears if required

John Wren
Known as JW among the magpie faithful and Jonathan when trolling Chapel St searching for a new scarf.
Better known as Bronwyn Bishop's helicopter buddy in his spare time which would be handy as he could get a overview of our structural issues
Limited coaching experience other than coaching a team of barista's to ensure his tea is served correctly

DTM the people's champion and voice of the down trodden
Dave bleeds black & white (because he's to mean to pay for coloured blood transfusions)
He's previous job was financial advisor to Alan Bond and Christopher Skase and has links to the wolf of Wall Street
If Dave has a weakness it would be he would only pick you if your last name was Grundy or Moore

Lastly but by no means the least unqualified

Tannin the former coach
Tannin has a long history of coaching with a win % of 3.5% (which on current form may be higher than Bucks by seasons end)
Tannin was dumped during the off season for many reasons mainly because he had lost the players (literally we went for a mad Monday all 56 of us and he returned 2 days later with 3 players, a goat, 2 stray dogs and Robbo)
Tannin can't be underestimated though as prior to be a coach of nicks posting 22 he was a speed jump in the car park (a good grounding for this position as every one walks over you anyways)

Now the choice is yours members vote away

[John Wren]

clearly you are not well versed in the history of this team.

[qldmagpie67]

[John Wren]

[qldmagpie67]

[didick]

Warburton Lad please.

[woftam]

I used to get a game most weeks with JW. Yes I'm easily bought.

[5150]

My vote is for Swoop.

A Thursday night training that includes Goat Ball Laksa, midget porn and out of date Carlton Cold.

Not sure why we have submerged cameras in the ice baths or why we have to go in naked.

[MC]

DTM will be the next Captains Call.

[qldmagpie67]

[stui magpie]

The coach has my full support.






Whoever they may be.

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

[thompsoc]

Dyso has a sense of humour
because you have to laugh at our situation.

[The Boy Who Cried Wolf]

Are we trying to sack another coach?!? I'M IN BOYS!!!

PS: I voted for Swoop... did I do a bad thing?!?

[Cuthbert Collingwood]

This is an outrage, how were the 2 most successful coaches in recent history not included!?!