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| piedys wrote: | Lol, have Blaired my spot in the team by being totally useless!
Suckers! Now you'll know what it is like to take the field with effectively one less player than the opposition.... |
I appreciate it!
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think positive
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| stui magpie wrote: | Look, sorry about those stuff ups with the camel parts coach. TP will be fine once she can walk and the surgeons can remove the manic smile.
With my evil twin (or am I his?) King Monkey back in the team and us rotating between CHF and Ruck we will give the dopers a real shake.
I've got some dried chillies I'm bringing, any player who doesn't show the necessary desire to run hard will get their balls massaged by the fluffers with a blend of olive oil and crushed dried scorpion chillies.
You'll fkn run then. |
Thank god camels hate chilli
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yin-YANG
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| Cam wrote: | You'll find our forward pressure is up but I think our cohesion will be suspect if the Dons bring their A game. We are split down the middle and divided into two camps, the "perceptive fellow" and the grass is always greener sect.
Leading teams are trying to help us through behind the scenes but there seems to be a split in dealing with them too, between the Leading Teams Rulers and the Malthouse Advocates of Freedom disciples.
In short, we could be stuffed because of our divisions but individually our efforts will be 110% to try to keep us getting picked.
Very worried about our clangers, and whether or not we can stop the uncontested ball.
We may even have to run out through two separate banners, both the official and unofficial cheersquads have been commissioned to do this. If we can channel our rage away from ourselves and onto the Dons we will be a chance. |
Love the pre-game analysis Cam - I suspect that in our darkest moments the light will shine brighter… from the cracks of our division will come the glue to unify this mighty club.
When the official and unofficial come together the universe either implodes or something very special is about to happen and how apt on Anzac day we see how it is darkest before the dawn!
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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woftam
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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Thank god I'm not running out with this rabble.
Hopefully swoop42 learns that appointing ones self the coach is just as bad as being gifted the role by Ed. |
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| woftam wrote: | Thank god I'm not running out with this rabble.
Hopefully swoop42 learns that appointing ones self the coach is just as bad as being gifted the role by Ed. |
I didn't appoint myself.
I was given the role on a silver platter by Tannin. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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poisoned platter if ever there was one, but when life hands you lemons.....
grab a bottle of tequila and assemble them into a team. while drinking.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Now onto the game good to see my ole mate Dyso in the side
I've heard rumours he's been in absolutely outstanding form recently
There's been reports circulating he's been taking on 2 or 3 lady boys at a time to ready himself for tackling multiple opponents. |
I'll tackle whoever you want - as usual, you pay for it out of petty-ca$h.
And when that is spent, handover the credit card thanks. |
Dyso the petty cash tin isn't very full.
Most of the funds have been depleted supplying the coach with his goat milk & rum tooties
I think we can manage around $250,000 which isn't a great amount to start with when we are arranging a night out
Maybe we could have JW and some others start paying for there massages from your troop of lady boys
I say no pay no more happy endings for them |
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
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| This bench is pretty cold!! Am I going to get a run in the forward line when we're 20 odd goals down or what Swoop!!! |
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qldmagpie67
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| The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | | This bench is pretty cold!! Am I going to get a run in the forward line when we're 20 odd goals down or what Swoop!!! |
If we are that close to Essendon I can't see the coach risking putting you on sorry Wolfie |
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | | This bench is pretty cold!! Am I going to get a run in the forward line when we're 20 odd goals down or what Swoop!!! |
If we are that close to Essendon I can't see the coach risking putting you on sorry Wolfie |
But I voted for him... |
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eddiesmith 
Lets get ready to Rumble
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Location: Lexus Centre
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Now it all makes sense, the coach wants to be sacked!
Hopefully the new coach next week has more sense, this is going to be our darkest hour when we lose to a bunch of rejects! |
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| eddiesmith wrote: | Now it all makes sense, the coach wants to be sacked!
Hopefully the new coach next week has more sense, this is going to be our darkest hour when we lose to a bunch of rejects! |
WRONG nostrildumass… Pies win it in one half of footy!
Good call playing the gun players in the centre when it counted coach 
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Seriously how good was I again today
Rumour has it I may get all 6 Brownlow votes on offer today
Lucky I'm such a gun because there was some real duds in this team today
Dyso well played ole son let's paint the town black n white tonight and maybe a far part of tomorrow as well
Carn the pies
Swoop never doubted you ole mate |
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: |
Dyso well played ole son let's paint the town black n white tonight and maybe a far part of tomorrow as well
Carn the pies
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You sure i played well? My opponent was out suspended by WADA, so I just stood back star gazing at all the talent on out list...
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