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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Lazza wrote: | I kept my bummer opponent supplied with drugs!! Tripped up a lot going for the bloody ball  Worked a treat it did.  |
Lazza rumour has it most of those drugs you supplied them where viagara (did you get them from swoops private medical kit ?)
No wonder they couldn't play the poor bastards had all the blood rush to there small head |
Shhhh.........you might be onto something there qldmagpie67  
Stiff that they lost that limply but I did what I had to do.
At least our big Cox stood up and put in......  
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qldmagpie67
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| Lazza wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Lazza wrote: | | I kept my bummer opponent supplied with drugs!! Tripped up a lot going for the bloody ball Worked a treat it did. |
Lazza rumour has it most of those drugs you supplied them where viagara (did you get them from swoops private medical kit ?)
No wonder they couldn't play the poor bastards had all the blood rush to there small head |
Shhhh.........you might be onto something there qldmagpie67
Stiff that they lost that limply but I did what I had to do.
At least our big Cox stood up and put in...... |
Your secret is safe with me Lazza
Unfortunately swoop will notice his performance enhancing little blue pills are gone. (If he doesn't I'm sure the goats will)
Maybe if we had taken them ourselves in the previous rounds we wouldn't have been so soft and limp at the contests
All I can say is it's time we hardened up and had a real crack |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| I heard Dyso blew a tranny on the way to the game last week. Also his car broke down |
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What'sinaname 
Joined: 29 May 2010
Location: Living rent free
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | I heard Dyso blew a tranny on the way to the game last week. Also his car broke down |
that's the funniest thing I've read all day. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| What'sinaname wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | I heard Dyso blew a tranny on the way to the game last week. Also his car broke down |
that's the funniest thing I've read all day. |
Unfortunately it wasn't an attempt at humour 😂
On a serious note where's this weeks team how are we supposed to prepare for a game properly if no one knows who's playing until a hour after kick off
I don't blame the coach this is clearly JW's fault |
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | What'sinaname wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | I heard Dyso blew a tranny on the way to the game last week. Also his car broke down |
that's the funniest thing I've read all day. |
Unfortunately it wasn't an attempt at humour 😂
On a serious note where's this weeks team how are we supposed to prepare for a game properly if no one knows who's playing until a hour after kick off
I don't blame the coach this is clearly JW's fault |
The coach is taking a softly softly approach - if we can sneak up on the opposition, fans and pretty much everyone we might sneak a few goals in without the anyone noticing. The acceptance speech of Bux at the Anzac day game was the catalyst for this new ghost coaching paradigm. No motivation no team selection - no speeches - swoop has gone all zen!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| yin-YANG wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | What'sinaname wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | I heard Dyso blew a tranny on the way to the game last week. Also his car broke down |
that's the funniest thing I've read all day. |
Unfortunately it wasn't an attempt at humour 😂
On a serious note where's this weeks team how are we supposed to prepare for a game properly if no one knows who's playing until a hour after kick off
I don't blame the coach this is clearly JW's fault |
The coach is taking a softly softly approach - if we can sneak up on the opposition, fans and pretty much everyone we might sneak a few goals in without the anyone noticing. The acceptance speech of Bux at the Anzac day game was the catalyst for this new ghost coaching paradigm. No motivation no team selection - no speeches - swoop has gone all zen! |
When you say Zen is that a new age term for goat herding ?
I saw video swoops after match "presser" he held in the showers of his stable. Let's just say the less it's spoken of the better.
Really who wants to see a goat lathered in shampoo by a man wearing a pink tutu and velvet mittens !! |
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | I should play each week.
I kicked a bag. I think her name was Mavis. Essendon tart. |
naming yourself in the team. bit of an owner operator, aren't you? most would say very much so. |
So JW your saying our beloved coach is into both naming and shaming himself in the same week ??
Was the shaming with or without Mavis ? |
it's a euphemism for something else.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| John Wren wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | I should play each week.
I kicked a bag. I think her name was Mavis. Essendon tart. |
naming yourself in the team. bit of an owner operator, aren't you? most would say very much so. |
So JW your saying our beloved coach is into both naming and shaming himself in the same week ??
Was the shaming with or without Mavis ? |
it's a euphemism for something else. |
JW your speaking riddles like bomber Thompson now yes or no did swoop and Mavis do the horizontal lambda behind the pie cart after the final siren or not ?? |
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Cam 
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002
Location: Springvale
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i think you might be meaning lambada there.
Lambda Lambda Lambda looks like this...
Quite a few Nickheads in that photo too
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