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since I cant thread split ill quote david:
"People (and it's really just women; I don't think I've ever seen a man do this) who stick their tongues between their teeth when ending an exchange of small-talk. You know what I mean, right? It always struck me as an odd affectation, but, to be fair, I'm sure I have plenty of my own weird communicative tics. I just wonder where it comes from"
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I like timtams and magnums, but they are a lot of calories, so I will cut a timtam in half (hey, I use a knife, and I keep the small half!) and put the other piece back in the packet for tomorrows treat. and ill take a couple of bites of a magnum and rewrap it and put it in the fridge. for some reason this drives my hubby nuts! but hey, he can eat half a packet I don't care, I want just one bikky to savour, why is that a problem?
and when he cooks I try some before its ready, like ill chop the end of a sausage on the BBQ or take a chip or too, and I get the "JOANNE" sentence. yes he makes 1 word a sentence that says so much. and yes I do it to annoy him now! I also take 1.5 wheetbix.
and when I get home from shopping, I always take the lid of the icecream and get a teaspoon, and eat the melting bit down the sides! ice cream never tastes better than when its drive home melted!
I don't sweat much. but why why why does he leave his boots beside the shoe rack? how $£$%^%%$ hard is it! I drove all the way to Ikea, a memorable day when juniors car broke down and he had to come and rescue me, just for that shoe rack.
actually, I hate mess, so I probably do sweat it. one of my dogs chucks pillows, off beds, chairs, couches, anything. I used to yell at the kids til I saw him do it! I don't mind the mess now, hes on his last legs. and im going to miss the mess im sure...
empty toilet rolls. ahhhhhhhh kill me now
toothbrushes next to the holder
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swoop42 
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My balls.
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Woods Of Ypres
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people that dont wash their hands after the bathroom
it must be at least 50% at the footy |
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Culprit 
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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| Woods Of Ypres wrote: | people that dont wash their hands after the bathroom
it must be at least 50% at the footy |
I heard an argument about this and one guy said to another, "my Mum taught me to wash my hands after I pee". The other man replied, "my Mum taught me not to Pee on my hands".
It's everywhere and includes women. |
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stui magpie 
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| Culprit wrote: | | Woods Of Ypres wrote: | people that dont wash their hands after the bathroom
it must be at least 50% at the footy |
I heard an argument about this and one guy said to another, "my Mum taught me to wash my hands after I pee". The other man replied, "my Mum taught me not to Pee on my hands".
It's everywhere and includes women. |
My dick is clean and I don't piss on my fingers. There'd be more germs on the tap handle at the MCG dunnys.
Anyway, small stuff I hate is having to repeat myself. It drives me mental.
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Culprit wrote: | | Woods Of Ypres wrote: | people that dont wash their hands after the bathroom
it must be at least 50% at the footy |
I heard an argument about this and one guy said to another, "my Mum taught me to wash my hands after I pee". The other man replied, "my Mum taught me not to Pee on my hands".
It's everywhere and includes women. |
My dick is clean and I don't piss on my fingers. There'd be more germs on the tap handle at the MCG dunnys.
Anyway, small stuff I hate is having to repeat myself. It drives me mental. |
Huh?
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| Culprit wrote: | | Woods Of Ypres wrote: | people that dont wash their hands after the bathroom
it must be at least 50% at the footy |
I heard an argument about this and one guy said to another, "my Mum taught me to wash my hands after I pee". The other man replied, "my Mum taught me not to Pee on my hands".
It's everywhere and includes women. |
Sure is its gross!
And handbags on tables (I do this all the time, trying to break the habit!) think about where it's been! I try not to put it on the floor in toilets, but they don't always have hanger in a safe spot!
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Poor bastard
Small balls
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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
Location: On a journey to seek the scriptures of enlightenment....
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I must admit I'm an angry driver when I feel others have a lack of road etiquette....
In particular, when someone in the right hand lane is travelling alongside the car next to it at the same speed, usually 10k's under the limit, thus blocking off both lanes. Infuriating!
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stui magpie
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| King Monkey wrote: | I must admit I'm an angry driver when I feel others have a lack of road etiquette....
In particular, when someone in the right hand lane is travelling alongside the car next to it at the same speed, usually 10k's under the limit, thus blocking off both lanes. Infuriating! |
Oh god, I cop that on the Hume often and i fkn hate it.
My old man was raised in the days before indoor toilets back in the bush, they had chamber pots under the bed. He used the saying for those kind of dickheads to "FFS, Piss, or get off the pot"
In other words, don't just sit there, pass them or get back behind.
I've tailgated phuktards who do that until they twig and move over and had to pass several morons in the left lane.
There's great big signs all along the hume. "stay left unless overtaking" Pity some self absorbed dicks can't read.
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HAL
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Dangles
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People who say "Can I ask you a question?" You didn't need permission to ask the first question. Why do you need permission to ask the second one?
People who say "I could care less." Ugh. The saying is " I couldn't care less." The point of the comment is to emphasize how much you don't care about something. Saying "I could care less" doesn't make sense. |
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think positive
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| Dangles wrote: | People who say "Can I ask you a question?" You didn't need permission to ask the first question. Why do you need permission to ask the second one?
People who say "I could care less." Ugh. The saying is " I couldn't care less." The point of the comment is to emphasize how much you don't care about something. Saying "I could care less" doesn't make sense. |
Yes yes yes, that's second one drives me nuts!
And the driving ones, also add those that don't get the zipper, how hard is it? Oh wow, you will get to the next intersection 5 sec before me, well done!
And the non acknowledgers. Even if I'm on a crossing I wave. I've stopped when I don't have to and they march across all important, fuckheads, wave!
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Wokko 
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Calling a Chest of Drawers "Chester Drawers"
Also it's a doggy dog world. |
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