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| Who should be the new coach |
| Retain swoop42 |
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24% |
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| Dyso |
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17% |
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| John Wren |
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33% |
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| DTM |
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| Tannin |
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | My sources tell me Qldmagpie67 was offered the coaching job but declined.
What nerve to now be questioning my lack of ability.
That was never in doubt. |
Your sources are correct but the problem was my demands weren't met.
Was it to much to ask that a solid gold life size statue be erected of me in the Holden centre.
That my name be made into a new religious icon and my statue worshiped by all
Look I could have lived without the $3,500,000 weekly wage and I was willing to negotiate on the Gerbals and duct tape and my endless supply of Chivas regal but serious no statue no coaching |
There seems to be some confusion going on here.
The club has indeed commissioned a life sized gold statue of your erection.
It's currently wedged under the door of my office. |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Well done, you found it again?
Last thing I heard you'd lost it in a bowl of yellow tic tacs. 
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| stui magpie wrote: | ^
Well done, you found it again?
Last thing I heard you'd lost it in a bowl of yellow tic tacs. |
Given it's peculiar narrow tip it not only serves as an excellent door stop it was used as a serving stick for last weeks cocktail weiners. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| swoop42 wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | My sources tell me Qldmagpie67 was offered the coaching job but declined.
What nerve to now be questioning my lack of ability.
That was never in doubt. |
Your sources are correct but the problem was my demands weren't met.
Was it to much to ask that a solid gold life size statue be erected of me in the Holden centre.
That my name be made into a new religious icon and my statue worshiped by all
Look I could have lived without the $3,500,000 weekly wage and I was willing to negotiate on the Gerbals and duct tape and my endless supply of Chivas regal but serious no statue no coaching |
There seems to be some confusion going on here.
The club has indeed commissioned a life sized gold statue of your erection.
It's currently wedged under the door of my office. |
That would be insulting if it wasn't true swoop
Maybe you can sell it to my wife who has my testicles proudly displayed on the mantle piece and explains to visitors that they were once the worlds smallest marbles
Due to your response I feel it only fair you remain coach at least for one more week to give you the opportunity to show the same form in the selection room as you have here
Also coach I want it known you have always had my complete support ever since you stole the last shred of dignity I had
Long live swoop (until a better choice comes along) |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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I'm better suited in the role of support act like this thread has shown.
I feed off more talented others.
I'm Potsie.
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He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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a vote for swoop is a vote for goats.
a vote for dyso is a vote for ladyboys.
a vote for dtm is a vote for nudie runs.
a vote for tannin is a vote for regressive action.
vote now for your fetish.
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Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle. |
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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My advice is don't give the bastards nuffin. JW has been a pain in the arse for years the way he treats coaches. Pick him as the orange boy and tell him to shape up or suck lemons. And the same applies to a few others. If they don't want to contribute to this grand old Nick's Posting XXII tradition in any useful way, they can bugger off and not be missed.
(No skin off my nose either way: I'm very tied up with other stuff this year and barely managing one or two little posts every week or two for the foreseeable future. Just sad to see the petty nastiness here at a time when we should all be side by side.)
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| John Wren wrote: | a vote for swoop is a vote for goats.
a vote for dyso is a vote for ladyboys.
a vote for dtm is a vote for nudie runs.
a vote for tannin is a vote for regressive action.
vote now for your fetish. |
You didn't include your fetish in that fine list John Wren… it will make my choice a lot fairer if I have all the options presented.
Currently I am considering a backwards nudie run with some lady boys while carrying a goat… 
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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this is not about me.
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| John Wren wrote: | | this is not about me. |
OK - so your fetish thing is voyerism then. 
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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All this speculation and innuendo in regards to the coach has been fun but it's time to move on.
If this poll has taught us anything it has taught us nothing
If nicks is nothing else it's democratic
So with that being said we have decided the following
Swoop42 will remain coach until he starts winning then we will reassess his future and possibly replace him with someone else so they can lose and give us something to whine about again
As swoop is a newbie in the coaching ranks we will appoint John Wren, Dyso, Tannin, DTM, 35forever & Thompso as senior assistants
Jezza, Lazza, Bon Sugar, Mightymagpie, Magpiebat, Neil, 5150 & Thinks positive as junior assistants
Everyone else will be appointed to the selection committee with the exception of myself (we need someone to criticise everything selection without reason)
All players selected each week will now be required to provide there own dimmies, elixir, boots, shorts, socks, jerseys, fluffers, medical support, balls & bath water due to new budgetary restraints ( these were necessitated by swoops demands for more international goats and more grazing area)
Could all posters please bring a gold coin donation and place it in the box provided to fund fertiliser for the new goat enclosure (formally known as Victoria park)
I wish the coach and all senior and junior assistants the best if luck and I hope you all fail completely as we all need something to bitch about every week |
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woftam
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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| yin-YANG wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | | this is not about me. |
OK - so your fetish thing is voyerism then. |
Can I watch him?
What? It was a fair question.  |
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neil 
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: |
Your sources are correct but the problem was my demands weren't met.
Was it to much to ask that a solid gold life size statue be erected of me in the Holden centre.
That my name be made into a new religious icon and my statue worshiped by all
Look I could have lived without the $3,500,000 weekly wage and I was willing to negotiate on the Gerbals and duct tape and my endless supply of Chivas regal but serious no statue no coaching |
That wasn't Chivas it was a Chivas bottle and was alcoholic but surely the warmth as Tannin handed it to you should have been a hint. Or him saying hang on a sec and disappearing into the ladies toilets.
Also those test at the doctors when you were told you were pregnant
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Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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John Wren
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | All this speculation and innuendo in regards to the coach has been fun but it's time to move on.
If this poll has taught us anything it has taught us nothing
If nicks is nothing else it's democratic
So with that being said we have decided the following
Swoop42 will remain coach until he starts winning then we will reassess his future and possibly replace him with someone else so they can lose and give us something to whine about again
As swoop is a newbie in the coaching ranks we will appoint John Wren, Dyso, Tannin, DTM, 35forever & Thompso as senior assistants
Jezza, Lazza, Bon Sugar, Mightymagpie, Magpiebat, Neil, 5150 & Thinks positive as junior assistants
Everyone else will be appointed to the selection committee with the exception of myself (we need someone to criticise everything selection without reason)
All players selected each week will now be required to provide there own dimmies, elixir, boots, shorts, socks, jerseys, fluffers, medical support, balls & bath water due to new budgetary restraints ( these were necessitated by swoops demands for more international goats and more grazing area)
Could all posters please bring a gold coin donation and place it in the box provided to fund fertiliser for the new goat enclosure (formally known as Victoria park)
I wish the coach and all senior and junior assistants the best if luck and I hope you all fail completely as we all need something to bitch about every week |
graham richardson you are not.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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JW I would expect more from a senior assistant coach to Swoop
Maybe you should be spending your time assisting in coaching and try to get a win this coming Monday
In the mean time I will plot my next coach assassination |
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