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Who should be the new coach
Retain swoop42
24%
 24%  [ 11 ]
Dyso
17%
 17%  [ 8 ]
John Wren
33%
 33%  [ 15 ]
DTM
11%
 11%  [ 5 ]
Tannin
13%
 13%  [ 6 ]
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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:01 am
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Cuthbert Collingwood wrote:
This is an outrage, how were the 2 most successful coaches in recent history not included!?!


we were.

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john b 



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:33 am
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Personally I think there hasn't been enough verbal abuse directed at the players so clearly DTM is the man for the job.😉
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qldmagpie67 



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:28 pm
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Cuthbert Collingwood wrote:
This is an outrage, how were the 2 most successful coaches in recent history not included!?!


All posters were considering for this position most were rejected because of various mental issues and some because they refused my demands for bribes
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:14 pm
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My sources tell me Qldmagpie67 was offered the coaching job but declined.

What nerve to now be questioning my lack of ability.

That was never in doubt.

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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:18 pm
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Where's Mick, I mean Tannin?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:21 pm
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Where was the NONE OF THE ABOVE option ??
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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:24 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
My sources tell me Qldmagpie67 was offered the coaching job but declined.

What nerve to now be questioning my lack of ability.

That was never in doubt.


we've had some bad coaches in our time and david evidently springs to mind but you may be the worst. i hear on the grapevine you are trying to change our mascot to a goat.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:25 pm
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Wokko wrote:
Where's Mick, I mean Tannin?


In the outback searching for our game plan.

No luck so far but he did find James Hirds dignity and had a brief sighting of Mick Malthouses humility.
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:39 pm
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John Wren wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
My sources tell me Qldmagpie67 was offered the coaching job but declined.

What nerve to now be questioning my lack of ability.

That was never in doubt.


we've had some bad coaches in our time and david evidently springs to mind but you may be the worst. i hear on the grapevine you are trying to change our mascot to a goat.


Nick the goat has been our mascot for a number of seasons.

Didn't you get the memo?

Handsome fellow.


GOATS-black-and-white.jpg

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:41 pm
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I actually believe Tess has been lying low for several years waiting to take up this position if offered. She certainly has an unblemished record in recent years. Wink
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:51 pm
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Sadly, Coach Tannin has retired because of early onset dementia brought about by the horrible experience of dealing with a terrible dud of a player who will remain forever nameless to protect the guilty. No. My lips are sealed. I will never say who. Anyway, I can't remember his name, only his initials, which start with the letters "Q L D and end in the number 67.
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:52 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
Wokko wrote:
Where's Mick, I mean Tannin?


In the outback searching for our game plan.

No luck so far but he did find James Hirds dignity and had a brief sighting of Mick Malthouses humility.


Hoolie Doolie! Now that must have been a big night on the turps!

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:03 pm
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The legend returns in our hour of need.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:01 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
My sources tell me Qldmagpie67 was offered the coaching job but declined.

What nerve to now be questioning my lack of ability.

That was never in doubt.


Your sources are correct but the problem was my demands weren't met.
Was it to much to ask that a solid gold life size statue be erected of me in the Holden centre.
That my name be made into a new religious icon and my statue worshiped by all
Look I could have lived without the $3,500,000 weekly wage and I was willing to negotiate on the Gerbals and duct tape and my endless supply of Chivas regal but serious no statue no coaching
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:05 pm
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Tannin wrote:
Sadly, Coach Tannin has retired because of early onset dementia brought about by the horrible experience of dealing with a terrible dud of a player who will remain forever nameless to protect the guilty. No. My lips are sealed. I will never say who. Anyway, I can't remember his name, only his initials, which start with the letters "Q L D and end in the number 67.


Tannin that's a cop out. Your marbles were well and truly scrambled a long time before I started my plan of mental degradation of you
I doubt the several bottles of $2.99 vino you consumed on a daily basis played a large part.
Anyways I've now turned my attention to swoop42 and whoever else may become coach after some dimwit started a poll to have him replaced
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