Song lyrics that suit our current predicament

[Piesnchess]

NO lyrics, but right now, we are playing on the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.- Pink Floyd.

[didick]

Crowded House

We've been nutted again
We 're a game plan without
We're light years away from a premiership cup
There's a battle ahead
All our battles are lost
But you'll never see us climb up the ladder
With this coaching by Bucks

[CHORUS]
Hey now, hey now
The season's over
Who knows, who knows
When we'll get a win
Who'll come, who'll come
With a game plan to save us
We know we won't win

Now he's talking again
repeating more of the same
And we're counting the games until Eddie shows you the door
Only nightmares ahead
Beaten by Demons and Blues
Get to know the feeling of desperation and disbelief

Hey now, hey now
The season's over
Who knows, who knows
When we'll get a win
Who'll come, who'll come
With a game plan to save us
We know we won't win

[piedys]

Cue: WarrenerraW to entertain us....

[Mountains Magpie]

You must leave now, take what you need you'll think will last
Whatever you wish to keep you better grab it fast
Yonder stands McGuire with his gun
Crying like a fire in the sun
Look out, the broom is sweeping through
And it's all over now Buckley blue

[thompsoc]

[WarrenerraW]

"Moonshadow"

We're so riddled by turnovers, turnovers, turnovers
Kickin' to the opposition for a turnover, turnover, turnover

And if we ever kick a goal, it takes all our players to touch the ball
And when we ever do kick straight, the game is gone and it's too late
No smooth transition to break the wall, just sloppy kicks and wayward handballs
Bring the ball out from defense, throw it on the boot and hope for the best

We're so riddled by turnovers, turnovers, turnovers
Out on the full for a turnover, turnover, turnover

When we ever do break free, it's often rare and far between
Indecision with the ball, kicking to the feet of our talls
And our defense can't be seen, cos they're all busy zoning
Nutted again, losing the ball, falling over, it's Bucks' fault

It didn't take long to do Bucks, to ruin a premiership team
It's clear you can't coach Bucks, and a flag is but a dream

This team's riddled by turnovers, turnovers, turnovers
Coughin' it up for another turnover, turnover, turnover

[didick]

"The End" - The Doors

[Intro]

This is the end, Collingwood friends
This is the end, down the Ponsford end
The end of our dynasty plans, the end
After umpteen lines in the sand, the end
No respect left for our team, the end
We’ll never lift the Premiership Cup again
Can you picture what will be,
If we ever get paid a free?
Desperately in need, of a winning game plan
For our loyal fans

Lost in Buckley's perpetual zone of pain
And all the supporters are going insane
'Cos our gameday efforts are just lame
Season going down the drain

All the players, they seem down
Nathan’s way or the highway, baby
Disharmony in the locker room.

Take the deal out west, Clokey
Take the deal, Take the deal
Play for Ross, he’s got a plan, Clokey
The deal is long, 5 years
Take the deal; you’re old and Nathan’s cold

He surely is the best
“I surely am the best”
To that Bucks will attest
The wooden spoon is calling us
The wooden spoon is calling us
Nathan, where you taking us?

(Spoken word)
Balmey awoke before dawn. He put his trackies on.
He took a bread roll from the Holden Centre carvery,
And he rolled on down the hall.
He went into the room where the boot studder lived, and then he...
Paid a visit to Gubby Allen and then he...
He walked on down the hall.
And he came to a door and he looked inside:
"Nathan?" "Yes, Neil?" "They want to sack you"
"Davoren? We want to...... *&$&*%@*%*%!@#&*(%^!#"

[Bridge]
Come on Roosy, take a chance with us.
Come on Roosy, take a chance with us.
Come on Roosy, take a chance with us.
And meet Eddie in the back of his Lexus

[Outro]
This is the end
Collingwood friends
This is the end
5 years going down, the end
It hurts to set him free
But if he continues we will be
The butt of laughter and Caro’s lies
And down the ladder we will slide
This is the end

[Member 7167]

"Six months in a leaky boat" sums it up for me!

[piedys]

[Clifton Hill-Billy]

Has anybody posted the lyrics to the Clokey Pokey yet?

[think positive]

[didick]

"Ed is the Walrus", The Beatles

Oh dear me, another week, why can’t you see, this team can’t play together
See how they run like spuds from a gun see how they try
I'm crying

Sitting in the Ponsford, waiting for the end to come
Piss poor bloody effort, stupid bloody umpires
Bucks you been a naughty boy, our players are all zoned out
You are the Figjam, You are the Figjam
Ed is the walrus, goo goo g' joob

Benny Johnson, Alan Didak, Leon Davis, champs of ours that you went and let go
Heart and soul of the Pies, brings tears to my eyes, what have you done
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Season’s already over, and we haven’t even reached the bye
Darren Jolly, Didak, Leon Davis, Heath Shaw
Boy you been a naughty girl, you’ve let the supporters down
You are the Figjam, You are the Figjam
Ed is the walrus, goo goo g' joob

[piedys]

[STOKA35]

Travis Cloke
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[Mountains Magpie]

Perhaps Buckley is singing I Am The Ressurection to his detractors about now.

MM