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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:46 pm
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"Down boy" "Sit" "Roll over"
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:33 pm
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King Monkey wrote:
"Down boy" "Sit" "Roll over"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:17 pm
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Quote:
Any man who is not a socialist at age 20 has no heart. Any man who is still a socialist at age 40 has no head.


Any man over the age of 14 who runs around misquoting Winston Churchill
who is not:

a. Tony Abbott
b. John from 7 Up
c. Piers Ackermann, Andrew Bolt, Rupert Murdoch, Miranda Devine, Greg Sheridan, Imre Selynsky, Gerard Henderson, Paddy Macguiness, Janet Albrectson, and the ghost of Frank Packer and aaaaaalll....

needs his head read...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:27 pm
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I agree, that would be a crap thing to say during sex. Especially as the quote isn't necessarily from Churchill, others said variations of the same thing earlier.

http://katecarruthers.com/2005/02/alleged-quote-by-churchill-on-being-a-socialist-or-conservative/
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:52 pm
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This was a fun thread
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:02 pm
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think positive wrote:
This was a fun thread


That probably wouldn't be a great thing to say during sex. Razz
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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
This was a fun thread


That probably wouldn't be a great thing to say during sex. Razz



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
I really did!!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:58 pm
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Using mobile phones or tablets during intercourse to post on social media should be a punishable offence.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:38 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Using mobile phones or tablets during intercourse to post on social media should be a punishable offence.


can I still watch bruce??

(and, um, has that ever happened to you?? oh my that's bad!!)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:11 pm
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Nah, but I once got told a mustache would suit me, based on her POV.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:40 pm
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I tried not to laugh, but that's funny!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:44 pm
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I'm not sure if I would like to try not to laugh but that's funny . What's it like?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:54 pm
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So Hal, could I still plug into you if I don't have a micro USB connector?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:56 pm
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Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:53 pm
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HAL wrote:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?


How does cattle prod sound?
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