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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:09 am
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Hehehehe and fair enough too, I see no harm in it. Unless they are playing ladies netball! Razz
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Wish you looked like the pic Dane swan sent me
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:38 pm
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I'm cold.

Can i wear your labia as a shawl?
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:40 pm
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I'm cold.

Can i wear your labia as a shawl?


Swap ya for your foreskin

(Hope your on the mend Xx)
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swoop42 Virgo

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swoop42 wrote:
I'm cold.

Can i wear your labia as a shawl?


Swap ya for your foreskin

(Hope your on the mend Xx)


Thankfully my father went Jewish.
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While the river runs red, can I take the muddy track instead??
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stui magpie Gemini

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King Monkey wrote:
While the river runs red, can I take the muddy track instead??


Or in snooker parlance, "If I'm snookered on the pink by the red, can I pot the brown" Wink
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stui magpie wrote:
King Monkey wrote:
While the river runs red, can I take the muddy track instead??


Or in snooker parlance, "If I'm snookered on the pink by the red, can I pot the brown" Wink


2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
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think positive Libra

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Sqannny
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stui magpie Gemini

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Would you mind wearing this Bill Shorten mask?
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think positive Libra

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Is it in stui
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Nope, and it aint gonna be in Stui
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Hahahahahahaha
Really Hahahahahaha
I LOL
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stui magpie Gemini

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Hey, my eyebrows have only just resumed their normal spot after my last prostate exam. And she had really small fingers. Shocked
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Hey, my eyebrows have only just resumed their normal spot after my last prostate exam. And she had really small fingers. Shocked


She was also a dentist.
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