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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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You know, from this angle you look just like your sister/brother
Is it in?
It does get bigger, right?
Did you take out the bin?
Wow, you do that almost as well as your Mum/Dad
I forgot to tell you I saw your Ex yesterday when I was visiting the VD clinic
have you got change for a $50?
I just noticed you're getting a bald spot
I forgot to tell you, your mum called and she's coming to stay for a week. She should be here any minute
Wow, I reckon I could fit my whole arm in there
Do you think your sister/brother would be up for a threeway?
I love how your cellulite jiggles
What's on TV?
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David 
I dare you to try
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Pretty much anything I would say. I reckon it's good to be the strong, silent type. 
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think positive
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Hurry up
2nd best root ever
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006
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| think positive wrote: | Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Hurry up
2nd best root ever |
Be careful not to stain the school dress.
Do all you blokes play for the saints.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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LOL
So, steroids really do make your dick shrink
Ummmmm don't panic but can you quickly describe your husband/wife?
So, the Doctor told me yesterday that if I keep up the treatment, in another 6 months I'll be HIV free.
Are the kids staying at mums house? You did remember to pick them up from school, didn't you?
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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I am Virgin so I have no Idea
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stui magpie
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That would possibly not be a bad thing to say. 
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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| stui magpie wrote: | ^
That would possibly not be a bad thing to say. |
Well I hope to be in that Position 1st
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006
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I never got this much action when I was a man.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| Would you ever consider doing it? |
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think positive
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| Dave The Man wrote: | | I am Virgin so I have no Idea |
Winner!
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| ronrat wrote: | | I never got this much action when I was a man. |
Runner up
Extra points cos your in Thailand!
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| "If you want me to keep going your gunna have to put that paper-bag back on your head"! |
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stui magpie
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This tattoo of your mum you have on your back is great. Have you thought of adding your sister ?
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ronrat
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| think positive wrote: | | ronrat wrote: | | I never got this much action when I was a man. |
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Extra points cos your in Thailand! |
Just watched an Australia plus movie on Carlotta. Great line where magistrates asks her/him "Do you understand the charges" Reply was something like "No,none of them. You are sitting there your worship in a wig and gown while we are being prosecuted for doing the same thing". Case dismissed
Over here you just ignore it. Up to you. As it should be . Unless kids and animals and violence are involved.
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