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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:57 pm
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91 points! What a hopeless bloody effort you pretenders. Pretenders? Ha! You didn't even pretend to be a football side. And there was treachery on the Board. Especially you John Wren. You are sacked. Delisted. Stricken from the record. And banned from the celler. Forever. Or until Tuesday, whichever comes first.

You are all traded to bloody Carlton, you got that? Every one of you slack-arsed pretenders. (Except those listed below, who will form the core of our fantastic new team.) If we are going to field 22 pretenders in stripes, let's at least have good ones.

Gentlemen, I give you Nick's World-famous Posting XXII, and if you can't play like footballers, at least you'll look bloody good pretending that you can.



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Jezza Taurus

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:56 am
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Last week was shithouse but this week will be different and better! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:04 am
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Im really confused by this Posting XVIII thing...
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Cuthbert Collingwood Aquarius

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:12 am
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Stui Magpie as Gerard Depardieu is perfection
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:19 am
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Q: What is even better than perfection?
A: Lazza as Errol Flynn.

Smile

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:27 am
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Apparently Sean Connery has a big cock.

I am a big cock. Confirmed.

I see what you did there.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:33 am
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Tannin wrote:
Q: What is even better than perfection?
A: Lazza as Errol Flynn.

Smile


I thought Dangles was a stand-out choice (so to speak) for Errol....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:36 am
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Jezza wrote:
Last week was shithouse but this week will be different and better! Twisted Evil


Last week was shithouse.You aint seen nothing yet.This week. Centre player handballing to 16 receivers, none who an get the ball. Sack the coach

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Piethagoras' Theorem Taurus

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:52 am
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Peter (the candy) Sellers. I like it! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:58 am
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Bill Murray ?? Is hunting feral cats like hunting gophers ?
And who's bright idea to trust me with dynamite ?
What a great idea give the drunk some dynamite what could possibly go wrong hey ?
Ok so in keeping with the spirit of this former/current/soon to be sacked/drunken/lords knows what he was thinking coach I'm turning the cellar into my own personal caddy shack.

Rascally gophers disguised as feral cats will feel my demented wrath.
I'm planning on blending some gophers in a industrial sized blender with a few nips of assorted toxins. I will then put this paste on some Scott butt crack and while his feral pussies are doing some last minute licking they will be caught in my masterful trap.
This mix will keep them in a stunned manner for countless hours enough time for these "superstars" to actually kick a winning score
Now I've done my part if this widely assembled rabble can't claim victory and restore pride to the posting XXII then we have no other choice but to sack the coach again and quite possibly reinstate him to be sacked again the following week.
Please note no entry will be granted to the cellar pre or post match to any member of the posting XXII who in the opinion of the almighty cellarmeister has a flawed character or who may delve into my secret elixir stash you untrustworthy bunch of Hollywood wannabe's

Let this glorious decree of his greatness be spread across the land like the innards of feral pussies
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qldmagpie67 



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:00 am
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Did someone say gophers ?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:39 am
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Coach, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Mind you, I would have thought Michael Keaton was a better fit, or even better, Kevin Conroy, but Bogie is cool too.

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, this motley lot of extras walks into mine...

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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:52 am
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bkelly123 wrote:
Im really confused by this Posting XVIII thing...


don't worry, so is tannin. this is why we are trying to oust him.

vote now: http://magpies.net/nick/bb/viewtopic.php?t=78038

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Member 7167 Leo

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:33 am
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Lazza (Errol Flynn) may need to be subbed off at some stage due to circumstances out of his control.

http://forum.rottentomatoes.com/topic/show/549804

"The Largest Penises in Hollywood #15: Errol Flynn
Errol Flynn?s penis wasn?t just big?it was talented, too. The Book of the Penis claims that the wild actor would play the piano with his supersized member, much to the delight of his guests."

Lazza could potentially contribute to the half time entertainment.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:39 am
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I'm bringing out the big guns for Heston!
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