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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Coach it is with sadness I report the behaviour of some of your much beloved Hollywood wannabe's
Bumphey Hoggart was caught trying to break into the cellar. A posse of attack gophers were dispersed and he was last seen crying in a corner of the change room
Errol Flynn tried to use his "MEMBERs" pass to gain entry unfortunately for him several gopher beavers thought it was a log for s dam wall and gnawed it to pieces.
Dustin Hoffman thought he could fool the gopher security guard by dressing as a lady of the night but the gig was up when he stumbled head first into a pile of soiled diapers in his high heels
Cling Eastwood thought his magnum would gain him entry unfortunately it melted before he arrived so was only a stick left
Finally there have been some disturbed reports of Bill Murray and the gophers strapping dynamite onto the wings of JW & Lazza's parrots setting them free over the MCG and detonating the dynamite. On a positive there are plenty of feathers for a new duster now |
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yin-YANG
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How dare you qldmagpie69!
What happens in Hollywood - I mean Collingwood, stays in Collingwood 
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RudeBoy
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach it is with sadness I report the behaviour of some of your much beloved Hollywood wannabe's
Bumphey Hoggart was caught trying to break into the cellar. A posse of attack gophers were dispersed and he was last seen crying in a corner of the change room
Errol Flynn tried to use his "MEMBERs" pass to gain entry unfortunately for him several gopher beavers thought it was a log for s dam wall and gnawed it to pieces.
Dustin Hoffman thought he could fool the gopher security guard by dressing as a lady of the night but the gig was up when he stumbled head first into a pile of soiled diapers in his high heels
Cling Eastwood thought his magnum would gain him entry unfortunately it melted before he arrived so was only a stick left
Finally there have been some disturbed reports of Bill Murray and the gophers strapping dynamite onto the wings of JW & Lazza's parrots setting them free over the MCG and detonating the dynamite. On a positive there are plenty of feathers for a new duster now |
I didn't think you'd notice my dress and high heels.  |
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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
Location: On a journey to seek the scriptures of enlightenment....
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Good thing I used Masaaki Sakai as the assistant defensive coach, couldn't get a word outta old Buster!!
Mr Sakai taught the defenders how to fiiiiiggggghhhht like de-mons!!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| RudeBoy wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach it is with sadness I report the behaviour of some of your much beloved Hollywood wannabe's
Bumphey Hoggart was caught trying to break into the cellar. A posse of attack gophers were dispersed and he was last seen crying in a corner of the change room
Errol Flynn tried to use his "MEMBERs" pass to gain entry unfortunately for him several gopher beavers thought it was a log for s dam wall and gnawed it to pieces.
Dustin Hoffman thought he could fool the gopher security guard by dressing as a lady of the night but the gig was up when he stumbled head first into a pile of soiled diapers in his high heels
Cling Eastwood thought his magnum would gain him entry unfortunately it melted before he arrived so was only a stick left
Finally there have been some disturbed reports of Bill Murray and the gophers strapping dynamite onto the wings of JW & Lazza's parrots setting them free over the MCG and detonating the dynamite. On a positive there are plenty of feathers for a new duster now |
I didn't think you'd notice my dress and high heels. |
It's wasn't so much the dress and heels that gave you away was more the lipstick smeared all over your face and the 3 day growth. Lucky Dyso wasn't around he may have thought you were one of his friends from the cross the other week come down for a visit |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| watt price tully wrote: | | 3rd degree wrote: | | Cuthbert Collingwood wrote: | | Stui Magpie as Gerard Depardieu is perfection |
 that one made me laugh the most |
Me too |
So help me out here, I'm missing it. 
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Gerry Cooper
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This coach is truly clueless. He must go!
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Wokko 
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Joined: 04 Oct 2005
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I explained what our strategy should be to the coach in great detail, but he never replied.
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piedys 
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | RudeBoy wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach it is with sadness I report the behaviour of some of your much beloved Hollywood wannabe's..Dustin Hoffman thought he could fool the gopher security guard by dressing as a lady of the night but the gig was up when he stumbled head first into a pile of soiled diapers in his high heels
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I didn't think you'd notice my dress and high heels. |
It's wasn't so much the dress and heels that gave you away was more the lipstick smeared all over your face and the 3 day growth. Lucky Dyso wasn't around he may have thought you were one of his friends from the cross the other week come down for a visit |
Lol, Brucey [Tootsie] and I go back 30 years actually....
The last time I was actually looking up his clacker, was at Victoria Park on the night of the 1990GF, when he was attempting to climb the Sherrin Stand end goal post and play the bugle... Good times!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Dyso if you thought that CCTV footage from th cross was embarrassing you should see the spy cam footage I garnered from the locker room Friday night.
I won't go into specifics other then to say John Wayne Clint Eastwood Humprey Bogart Laurence Olivier Michael Caine Arnold Schwarzenegger all have some serious explaining to do along with attending some long term counselling sessions.
Dyso compared to them me and you are odds on to join Mary McKillop in sainthood very soon |
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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
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Stui in this week's side I nominate as either Celine Dion or Britney Spears.
Doing some of their best work in Vegas these days.... 
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"I am a great sage, equal of heaven.
Grow stick, grow.
Fly cloud, fly.
Oh you are a dee-mon, I love to fiiight." |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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| piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | RudeBoy wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach it is with sadness I report the behaviour of some of your much beloved Hollywood wannabe's..Dustin Hoffman thought he could fool the gopher security guard by dressing as a lady of the night but the gig was up when he stumbled head first into a pile of soiled diapers in his high heels
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I didn't think you'd notice my dress and high heels. |
It's wasn't so much the dress and heels that gave you away was more the lipstick smeared all over your face and the 3 day growth. Lucky Dyso wasn't around he may have thought you were one of his friends from the cross the other week come down for a visit |
Lol, Brucey [Tootsie] and I go back 30 years actually....
The last time I was actually looking up his clacker, was at Victoria Park on the night of the 1990GF, when he was attempting to climb the Sherrin Stand end goal post and play the bugle... Good times! |
Good times indeed Andrew.  |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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| King Monkey wrote: | Stui in this week's side I nominate as either Celine Dion or Britney Spears.
Doing some of their best work in Vegas these days.... |
Pretty happy with my performance against Geelong considering I was somewhere over the pacific while the game was on. 
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Tannin 
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Three or four of the others were high too, Stui. Possibly not quite in the same way though.
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Dyso if you thought that CCTV footage from the cross was embarrassing you should see the spy cam footage I garnered from the locker room Friday night.
I won't go into specifics other then to say John Wayne Clint Eastwood Humprey Bogart Laurence Olivier Michael Caine Arnold Schwarzenegger all have some serious explaining to do along with attending some long term counselling sessions.
Dyso compared to them me and you are odds on to join Mary McKillop in sainthood very soon |
Mate have you any idea how exhausting it is trolling you-tube, to make sure that CCTV footage from the cross never sees the light of day?!
And our Nicks locker room... it's a wonder anybody can actually move in there, for all the Hollywood egos and their collective self-importance hogging all the oxygen. Way too many "accidental dropped towels" last Friday night I presume?
Dyso
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