Nick's Posting XXII: Round 21: Richmond

[Tannin]

We tried sending in the navy and lost.

We tried the superheros and just barely fell in over the line.

We tried a team of serious villains and got our arse handed top us in a shopping bag.

This week we are going to






























I have NFI what we are going to do.

EDIT: And these are the buggers who are going to do it.

[HAL]

What does "this" refer to?

[piedys]

[What'sinaname]

Let's play naked. If that doesn't scare them into submission, nothing will.

[swoop42]

Venereal diseases.

No side will get close to us.

[piedys]

[What'sinaname]

[qldmagpie67]

Tannin I've spent many long hours this weekend thinking about the challenge that lays ahead. That and how to explain the loss of a car to mrs qldmagpie.
Dyso & myself analysed, digested, reviewed and dissected the last games within a inch of our lives. We even took on board the opinions of some lovely young "ladies" who for $120 for 30 minutes would tell us anything we wanted to hear. We drunk ate and ridiculed ourselves into a coma the past 48hrs (in between visits to the clinic)
They say a leopard never changes its spots and the same rings true with tigers they don't change there spots either. Yes the rash may come and go but the spots remain.
After much soul searching I have come up with the following
What is the one thing tigers fear most ?
Poachers ? No
Bigger tigers ? No
Being skinned alive to be made into a scarf ? No

They fear the month of September more than anything
So I suggest we can all dress in calendars opened to the month of September or dress as historical events occurring in September
This is a bullet proof plan a plan so devious and master minded under such duress it's cunningness will go down in folk law.
The fabled stories of this plan will echo through time and grow with each and every recital.
A plan so considered and orchestrated it will rank along side the D Day invasion.
This plan is so bullet proof I'm confident that not even you as a coach can stuff it up like you do with every other plan
So go forth coach add the finishing touches to this plan, be bold, be prudent and most importantly be sober when you select 22 of the most deserving (or anyone who actually is available) for this mission.
I can feel a destriping coming

[Tannin]

Hmmm .....

B: Pox, Herpes, Syphilis
HB: Gonorrhea, Crabs, A. Dose
C: Trichomoniasis, HIV, Clap
HF: Lice, Human Papillomavirus, Candidiasis
F: Warts, Alimony, Hepatitis B,
Foll: Scabies, Chlamydia, Children

Maybe not

[RudeBoy]

[stui magpie]

You tried villains.

Try supervillains, or at least adversaries of super heroes. You mixed in a couple but time to get cereal.

eg. Magpie Bat could be Joe Chill (if he even deserves a game after that crap last week)

3 etc could be the Bizzaro superman, other options available are Captain Cold, Killer Frost, Grod, Lex Luthor, Riddler, Joker, etc.

I'll settle for The Composite Superman

[Tannin]

I just lost a bet. I was certain that someone would post something along these lines inside the first hour:

[woftam]

[Dangles]

Need to torpedo this mob's hopes of getting the double chance.

[neil]

Sack the coach