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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Post subject: Nick's Posting XXII: Round 18: a win, yes really a win! | |
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Welcome to the first successful Posting XXII for not far off a oouple of months. Yes. today we are going to win.
Now I know that may be an unfamiliar abstraction to some of you, but conceptually it is quite simple. We are going to kick more goals than the other mob.
No, not just for the first three minutes, Flashman, for the whole game. Yes, that does mean you might not get your fair share of the dimmies. Tough breasts! Sorry, I mean stiff titties son. Er ... look, just win, OK?
You'll have a lot of help. This week we see the return of club champion and favourite son Cuthbert Collingwood, who will play at centre half-forward, assisted by the mercurial David, at least until the sub comes on, and also by the inestimable Piesnchess. Now there is a half forward line to terrify infants in their beds and keep grandmothers awake in a turmoil of long-forgotten hormones.
The mighty skaman joins Swoop and Captain TP across the centre, Skids toughens up our centre-bounce group, and the reliably erratic Stui Magpie returns as ruckman. What could possibly go wrong?
Across half-back, the very talented youngster Mugwamp makes his Posting XXII debut, and The Coaches' Friend slips quietly into the team as a back pocket.
Also this week, we welcome the return of the best Cellermiester of all time. Well, in a long time. More than three or four sleeps certainly.
Finally, on the medical and support staff, we welcome The Accurate One as our new Grammarmeister. Take care! She has been known to perform on-field emergency apostrophectomies without warning or anesthetic!
What's not to like? Just win, OK?
_________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End
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Perthmagpie and Mugwump beside me will ensure goals will be hard to come by for the opposition today. _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Who's on Harry?
Hope you got your boooooots on!
We got this
(Gees I fricken hope so!) _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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Superb selections this time _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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A team is only as good as the interchange bench. Sensational team coach. |
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Pies4shaw
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Joined: 08 Oct 2007
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Nah - a team is only as good as its bookmaker. Things are looking up. |
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I cant imagine anyone getting paid this week! _________________ Ohhh, the Premiership's a cakewalk ....... |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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This team represents the Cold freeze in Ballarat. The coaches synapses stopped firing. Just because "we" are playing the establishment team does't mean you have to go extreme right wing in ur selections - unless of course ur reverting to tanking (again) _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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Skids
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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Make sure you put it down my throat Stui, I'm ready to run amok🏃 _________________ Don't count the days, make the days count. |
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qldmagpie67
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Well coach about time you returned me to the place I belong the cellar. I can guarantee my fellow posters the cellar will be filled to the brim with all my usual delights.
But be warned be early as by the time the final siren blows the bountiful supply may be less than previously advertised.
One thing I can promise coach there will be no snifters of port served to any Range Rover driving, plaid jacket wearing, cucumber sandwich eating types in my cellar (take note John Wren)
Well I'm off to begin my quality control work. If I don't answer the phone or the door means I'm busy ensuring the quality is of a high standard. |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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Post subject: Re: Nick's Posting XXII: Round 18: a win, yes really a win! | |
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Tannin wrote: | and The Coaches' Friend slips quietly into the team as a back pocket.
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Congratulations Lazza I'm sure you will do well _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Location: The 18
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If we can't win this then it's KOOL-AID all round after the siren with a triple concentrate dose ordered for Lazza and Piesnchess.
They've built up a tolerance for it over the years. _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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yin-YANG
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C'mon coach bring the super sub in time to win this game! _________________ Love us or Hate us... we are Collingwood - you can't ignore the Mighty Magpies!!! |
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What'sinaname
Joined: 29 May 2010 Location: Living rent free
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I failed in studding the boots. It's my fault. _________________ Fighting against the objectification of woman. |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Post subject: Re: Nick's Posting XXII: Round 18: a win, yes really a win! | |
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Tannin wrote: | Welcome to the first successful Posting XXII for not far off a couple of months. Yes. today we are going to win. |
For a given value of "today", of course. Or possibly a given value of "win". _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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