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Tannin Capricorn

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Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:04 pm
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Welcome to the first successful Posting XXII for not far off a oouple of months. Yes. today we are going to win.

Now I know that may be an unfamiliar abstraction to some of you, but conceptually it is quite simple. We are going to kick more goals than the other mob.

No, not just for the first three minutes, Flashman, for the whole game. Yes, that does mean you might not get your fair share of the dimmies. Tough breasts! Sorry, I mean stiff titties son. Er ... look, just win, OK?

You'll have a lot of help. This week we see the return of club champion and favourite son Cuthbert Collingwood, who will play at centre half-forward, assisted by the mercurial David, at least until the sub comes on, and also by the inestimable Piesnchess. Now there is a half forward line to terrify infants in their beds and keep grandmothers awake in a turmoil of long-forgotten hormones.

The mighty skaman joins Swoop and Captain TP across the centre, Skids toughens up our centre-bounce group, and the reliably erratic Stui Magpie returns as ruckman. What could possibly go wrong?

Across half-back, the very talented youngster Mugwamp makes his Posting XXII debut, and The Coaches' Friend slips quietly into the team as a back pocket.


Also this week, we welcome the return of the best Cellermiester of all time. Well, in a long time. More than three or four sleeps certainly.

Finally, on the medical and support staff, we welcome The Accurate One as our new Grammarmeister. Take care! She has been known to perform on-field emergency apostrophectomies without warning or anesthetic!

What's not to like? Just win, OK?


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Jezza Taurus

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:06 pm
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Perthmagpie and Mugwump beside me will ensure goals will be hard to come by for the opposition today.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:13 pm
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Who's on Harry?

Hope you got your boooooots on!

We got this

(Gees I fricken hope so!)

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neil Sagittarius



Joined: 08 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:19 pm
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Superb selections this time
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:45 pm
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A team is only as good as the interchange bench. Sensational team coach. Wink
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Pies4shaw Leo

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:50 pm
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Nah - a team is only as good as its bookmaker. Things are looking up.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:04 pm
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I cant imagine anyone getting paid this week!
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watt price tully Scorpio



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This team represents the Cold freeze in Ballarat. The coaches synapses stopped firing. Just because "we" are playing the establishment team does't mean you have to go extreme right wing in ur selections - unless of course ur reverting to tanking (again)
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Skids Cancer

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:38 pm
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Make sure you put it down my throat Stui, I'm ready to run amok🏃
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:44 pm
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Well coach about time you returned me to the place I belong the cellar. I can guarantee my fellow posters the cellar will be filled to the brim with all my usual delights.
But be warned be early as by the time the final siren blows the bountiful supply may be less than previously advertised.
One thing I can promise coach there will be no snifters of port served to any Range Rover driving, plaid jacket wearing, cucumber sandwich eating types in my cellar (take note John Wren)
Well I'm off to begin my quality control work. If I don't answer the phone or the door means I'm busy ensuring the quality is of a high standard.
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neil Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:44 pm
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Tannin wrote:
and The Coaches' Friend slips quietly into the team as a back pocket.



Congratulations Lazza I'm sure you will do well

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:46 pm
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If we can't win this then it's KOOL-AID all round after the siren with a triple concentrate dose ordered for Lazza and Piesnchess.

They've built up a tolerance for it over the years.

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yin-YANG 



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 4:48 pm
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C'mon coach bring the super sub in time to win this game!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 4:51 pm
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:39 pm
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Tannin wrote:
Welcome to the first successful Posting XXII for not far off a couple of months. Yes. today we are going to win.


For a given value of "today", of course. Or possibly a given value of "win".

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