Rudeboy's gourmet collingwood burgers

[watt price tully]

What's in the Jessie White burger?

So much anticipation but it was as though I hadn't eaten anything.

[Pies4shaw]

Was that the spineless jellyfish, wpt?

[John Wren]

so unkind.

[Pies4shaw]

Wait until you read about the "Armstrongian", JW!

[John Wren]

an elliott burger where the bun arrives about five minutes before the rest of the burger.

[Pies4shaw]

There's no Elliott burger - you're thinking of the "Elliott souffl�" dessert: it rises early (as you say), then collapses in a heap.

[5150]

You'll have to be quick to try the Scharenburger - The pattie may piss of back to SA and all you are left with is an empty bun and egg on your face.

[stui magpie]

The Reid burger has to be eaten with a knife and fork. If you try to pick it up in your hands, it breaks.

[watt price tully]

The Moore burger was undercooked, a bit raw but was fantastic eating. It was dropped on the floor however & collected a bit moore filth.

[piedys]

[perthmagpie]

The Jesse burger is the hardest one to eat. You keep getting your hands to it but it keeps falling on to the floor and someone gets out a broom, sweeps it up and takes it down the other end of the restaurant. I end up just ordering some of those new crisps and a frosty pole.

[watt price tully]

[watt price tully]

I had the Bronwyn Bishop burger: The most expensive on the menu, paid for by using someone else's credit card & then signed off as tax deduction.

[regan is true fullback]

Does anyone remember Massive Merv from Moorabbin and the "Hot Fat Footy Snack"?

[ANNODAM]

If I come there with my 2 kids say dressed in COLL gear would they get a freebie each?