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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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The captain is not going down on this ship! We got this by 50 ( if it kills me)
So Stui has a curly one? Oh wait cox swain not swine!
Carry on
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| eddiesmith wrote: | | That team has as much hope of winning as the Titanic of not sinking! |
My apologies Eddie. You were supposed to be amongst the motley crew, as Sergeant of Marines, a role perfectly suited to your talents, but your name got accidentally cut and pasted out by clerical error. Given the prospects for this voyage, this was probably your luckiest day!
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Cuthbert Collingwood 
Once was on fire, now all at sea
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Location: The BBC (Brunswick Bowling Club)
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Sir John Wren's rear is more admiral than his face that's for sure 
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thompsoc
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Bit shocked at making it to able seaman!
I thought I would be flung down to the ship rats.
And told to abandon ship when the ship's hobbit came on board!
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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
Location: On a journey to seek the scriptures of enlightenment....
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I can use signals to produce more seamen.
That's the idea right? To gather as much, I mean as many, seamen as possible????.......
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| Interesting comparsion.
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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I feel seasick.
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Brilliant picture, 3.!
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End
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Release the torpedos!
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3rd degree 
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Location: John Wren's tote
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at last i thee ty bosun of bun!
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Tannin
Can't remember
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Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| King Monkey wrote: | I can use signals to produce more seamen.
That's the idea right? To gather as much, I mean as many, seamen as possible????....... |
Correct! It's called "semaphore". Raise a flag in your left hand, and place your right hand on the pole. Erect it (the flag, I mean) and stream a broad pendant, no, no, sorry, I mean let it fly in the general direction of ... sorry ... at the direction of the Signals Officer on watch, who is probably Lieutenant Watt Price Tully, if he can find the boat, but may also be Lieutenant Neil unless he is too busy rubbing down his torpedo.
Is that clear?
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qldmagpie67
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Me & the Batman in the forward line absolute genius. Who would have thought 2 drunkards kicking a winning score whilst drinking schooners with the crowd and stealing dimmies off children.
My ole mate bat point to whom you wish not to be involved in a marking contest and your wish shall be answered.
Tannin this is a stroke of genuine genius and at the next vote John Wren instigated to have you replaced I personally will hold out for more than 30 seconds.
Oh and the rank suits me to a tee. I'm able to do anything on land and at sea.
On a separate note did you here about the gay whale ?
Bit the end off a submarine and sucked all the seamen out
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qldmagpie67
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| Jezza wrote: | | Release the torpedos! |
I heard a rumour a few of the able seamen had been splashing around there tadpoles
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