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Jezza 
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Still remain as Director of Coach and have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing 
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piedys
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Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| skaman wrote: | Im feeling exceptionally strong this week coach. I'll more than hold my own, and Rudies duties. (sheesh how long do I have to cover that dudes inadequecies) ...
just so he can bring out his own stash of snacks, namely 4 polly waffles (strategically placed), numerous steamed dimmys (ditto) .... |
Oi Rob! Heard of sharing your treats be-atches?!
And where exactly is this sacred Alladin's Cave of polly-waffles stashed?
I'm sure they were discontinued by Nestle in 2009...
But gimme 'em - I don't care if they are stale...
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| Jezza wrote: | | Still remain as Director of Coach and have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing |
Given that the players don't either you're doing your job perfectly.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| skaman wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | | skaman wrote: | | Im feeling exceptionally strong this week coach. |
i have it on good authority that you should not always believe what the thai ladies tell you. they only say that to boost your ego. they're quietly laughing at you. |
...ego deflated  time to put "little Elvis"back in the rack..thank you very much. Skaman has left the building |
I think it was a Coll Elliot joke.
Woman says to Skaman while making the beast with 2 backs "You've not got a very big organ"
Skaman in response "Well, it's not used to playing in the fkn cathedral"
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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Still in the team, at my natural position. Excellent.
And thankfully the ineffective midget has been clapped in the vest. The rest of you make sure you do your best imitation of him and stay out of my forward 50...
You're on, qldmagpie67. Feed me!
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Piethagoras' Theorem
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006
Location: is where I'm at
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Well I'm tired of sipping chardonnay and discussing takeovers and defamation suits among other thiings with the elites in the President's box.
It's time, coach.
Someone, fetch me my boots!
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neil 
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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I still haven't been paid
The coach slurring the cheque is in the mail as he quaffs Chivas while being driven off in a limo is not helpful.
PS two losses in a row is not grounds for panic so simply sacking the coach should be enough
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Jezza
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Is it a coincidence that I haven't played the last two matches and all of a sudden we're losing now? I think not!
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woftam
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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| You forwards couldn't hit the right side of a barn. |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Is it surprising that since John Wren's parrot has been in charge of the cellar our performances have been down.
I call for a immediate roasting of this dysfunctional bird and have Jezza immediately reinstated to said position.
Everyone (bar the coach) knows this bird can't be trusted with the spoils of victory where as our beloved Jezza not once during his superior reign ever had his integrity questioned (mainly because no one believes he had any integrity to begin with)
Whilst we're at it I also call for the beheading of several members of the nicks family who may be pressing for selection to save my skin in the back pocket.
If this fails then I will have to resort to my usual levels of bribery, threats innuendo and damn right lies to retain my position in the starting side. |
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Brown26
Joined: 14 Sep 2001
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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It's a dirty tactic I know, but I'm happy to share it with you anyway - Let you lot flounder and struggle and lose and, when the steak knives come out I simply remind you all of the glory days (round 8 to 11 this year and round 4, 2002) and am re-instated at my centre square position. This is a strategic position as to have the average shortest distance to Jezza's cellar across all grounds (home and away)...
If I don't get a run against Port, well, I wont be surprised really...
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| Jezza wrote: | | Is it a coincidence that I haven't played the last two matches and all of a sudden we're losing now? I think not! |
Let the kid come back to play in the main game… even if his haircut is a little suss!
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September Zeros
Joined: 04 Oct 2012
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| yin-YANG wrote: | | Jezza wrote: | | Is it a coincidence that I haven't played the last two matches and all of a sudden we're losing now? I think not! |
Let the kid come back to play in the main game… even if his haircut is a little suss! |
I'm with you Jezza. I think its time to bring back those of us who have been a little out of form. Why mess with a winning formula?
Bring us back in and play us into form coach.......or get knotted!
Surely abuse will get me everywhere.
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Jezza
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The people have spoken! Bring me back to the playing field now! 
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