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Tannin 
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Let's settle this once and for all. Big question, must be solved. Should the toilet roll face the front and peel from the top? Or face the the other way and peel from the back?
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stui magpie 
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Face the front, peel from the top, but if it's loaded the other way i CBF bothering.
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Mugwump
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it really depends on the direction of intended application, surely ?
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think positive 
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The pattern says face front peel from the top, but economy says face back and peel from the bottom. (I saw this on Oprah once!) one lady said she turns the rolls over when she has company! (I did at Christmas!)
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3.14159 
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Rabelais claims (and I thought Taninn would have known this) the best thing to wipe your chocolate star-fish with is a live goose.
quote ... 'by a long and curious experience found out a means to wipe my bum. The most lordly, the most excellent, the most convenient that was ever seen. I have wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a Montero, with a falconer's lure. But to conclude, I say and maintain that of all the torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.'"
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think positive
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That's just $£$%^%%$ sick
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Tannin
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Oh dear. What have I started?
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3.14159
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Rabelais was French.
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Tannin
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OK, fair enough, but what do you use to wipe the goose's arse with?
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laird
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Face the front. Peel from the top.
It annoys me any other way. Not going 'postal' annoyed but annoyed nonetheless.
After all, it's a very importan tissue.
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3.14159
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| Tannin wrote: | | OK, fair enough, but what do you use to wipe the goose's arse with? |
Well I'm not French but I'd use some toilet duck!
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Tannin
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stui magpie
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| 3.14159 wrote: | Rabelais claims (and I thought Taninn would have known this) the best thing to wipe your chocolate star-fish with is a live goose.
quote ... 'by a long and curious experience found out a means to wipe my bum. The most lordly, the most excellent, the most convenient that was ever seen. I have wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a Montero, with a falconer's lure. But to conclude, I say and maintain that of all the torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.'" |
That reminds me of the story of the Bear and the Rabbit.
Rabbit was cruising through the forest one day when he happened upon a Bear shitting in the woods and swearing profusely.
Having little sense of privacy, the Rabbit asks the Bear what the problem was, to which the Bear replied that he was sick of having sh1t sticking to his fur every time he expelled a Carlton supporter from his bowell.
The Rabbit laughed and said that he never had that problem.
"What?" said the Bear, "Sh1t doesn't stick to your fur?"
"Nope" said the Rabbit looking all pleased with himself.
"Great" said the Bear, promptly grabbing the Rabbit in one large paw and using it to wipe his arse.
Moral of the story is, Yes, Bears do shit in the woods and if you're smart you'll leave them alone while they're doing it.
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David
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From the top, obviously. Easier to use one-handed, or so I believe.
(BTW, I still haven't worked out whether the recent spate of back-to-front toilet rolls in my bathroom is the result of carelessness or deliberate sabotage. Either way, they're always fixed by the time I leave.  )
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swoop42 
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| think positive wrote: | | The pattern says face front peel from the top, but economy says face back and peel from the bottom. (I saw this on Oprah once!) one lady said she turns the rolls over when she has company! (I did at Christmas!) |
What a tight arse!
Disclaimer- Having a tight arse while straining is not recommended and could in fact result in the greater use of toilet paper.
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