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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Ok packing my bag for the big game
Brass knuckles check
Iron bar check
Stubby cooler on a string check
Photos of tannin in compromising situation check (in case of a late change)
Lycra g-string check
Judd's book on chicken wings check
Hip flask of whiskey check (medicinal purposes only coach)
Screw in boots with freshly sharpened stubs check
Poisoned bird seed for lazza's parrot check
Carlton book of 1001 excuses on why we lost check (in case the unmentionable happens)
Esky full of beer for trip to ground check (hydration purposes only coach)
Taser check
And finally lawyers after hours phone number and phone number of bail bondsman check
Ok I'm ready to go coach point me in the direction of the ground please |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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Another 5 to me, thank you very much.
Bye is coming at a rather bad time for me, because I'm in ripping form.
Kudos to qldmagpie67 for a ripping game.
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| MagpieBat wrote: | Another 5 to me, thank you very much.
Bye is coming at a rather bad time for me, because I'm in ripping form.
Kudos to qldmagpie67 for a ripping game. |
The service from the backline made you look good too. We had to take out two of their key defenders in the process.
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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This was a win for family values.
Whether it was dysfunctional family values is another matter entirely.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| MagpieBat wrote: | Another 5 to me, thank you very much.
Bye is coming at a rather bad time for me, because I'm in ripping form.
Kudos to qldmagpie67 for a ripping game. |
Cheers batman I don't know if it was the brass knuckles or the Lycra g-string that scared them but it worked a treat.
Hats off to you for another magnificent 5 goals.
I'll see you cellar were we can discuss at length our combines genius |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Pretty happy with my game today, team man til the end.
Well deserved week off, might see if 5150 and Proto can fire up the van for a but of R&R 
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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| watt price tully wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | Another 5 to me, thank you very much.
Bye is coming at a rather bad time for me, because I'm in ripping form.
Kudos to qldmagpie67 for a ripping game. |
The service from the backline made you look good too. We had to take out two of their key defenders in the process. |
Proof positive that your turnovers aren't just an annoyance. They're a health hazard too... 
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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Pleasure to be a cog in the backline machine
So where are we meeting up for the week off in Bali?
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| MagpieBat wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | Another 5 to me, thank you very much.
Bye is coming at a rather bad time for me, because I'm in ripping form.
Kudos to qldmagpie67 for a ripping game. |
The service from the backline made you look good too. We had to take out two of their key defenders in the process. |
Proof positive that your turnovers aren't just an annoyance. They're a health hazard too... |
That was just his flatulence.  There's a reason we have an open forward line 
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Neil Appleby 
Joined: 11 Feb 1998
Location: Melbourne
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Thanks for seeing my potential as Development Coach, Coach! I take this role very seriously indeed. I put a lot of work into Taylor Adams over the summer and have continued to encourage, cajole and coax him along. He's been very easy to work with, so much more amenable than that snitchy, snarly Marley Williams, who refused to even pose for photos.
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Great win lads, only sour note, some greedy bugger stole all the dimmies, the four i had put aside for meself, may a pestilence strike him down over the bye. grrrr. !
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End
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Director of Coaching! What on earth does the role entail?
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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Um, Jezza, I don't know how to tell you this, but the game was last week. You failed to turn up or inform anyone of your whereabouts.
So, all things considered, I'd say you've been fulfilling the role to perfection. Keep up the good work!
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010
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Well my work here is done...
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