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Stupied
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| Wait, I was meant to turn up to training this week??? |
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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There's training?
I thought it was called a pub crawl
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I like your rational here. Only name the bat get GWS laughing so hard they all rupture there insides and have to field there seconds.
When the seconds show up drop the ding bat immediately and name a decent side including yours truly and thrash the barstards within a inch of there life leaving the bat to hand out celebratory dim sims and beer to the real players. |
Personal abuse born out of jealousy. Sigh.
And here I thought we could be such good friends... 
Don't worry, spud. When I kick another bag against GWS on Sunday, I'll be sure to think of you. And laugh.
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Piethagoras' Theorem 
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006
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| stui magpie wrote: | Or is she like a battery and has a positive and negative end?  |
there's a negative end?
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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My 35k warm up run will be done 2hrs before the bounce. Set to run rings around this mob! 🏃🏆
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| MagpieBat wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I like your rational here. Only name the bat get GWS laughing so hard they all rupture there insides and have to field there seconds.
When the seconds show up drop the ding bat immediately and name a decent side including yours truly and thrash the barstards within a inch of there life leaving the bat to hand out celebratory dim sims and beer to the real players. |
Personal abuse born out of jealousy. Sigh.
And here I thought we could be such good friends...
Don't worry, spud. When I kick another bag against GWS on Sunday, I'll be sure to think of you. And laugh. |
Oh batster the only kick you will be doing on the weekend will be stones in the car park when your dropped. Mate fair dinkum if I gave the same service to any one here including DTM or Hiss they could kick a bag as well.
I will relent and allow you to serve me my beer after the game if a sincere apology is forthcoming accompanied by a large brown paper bag full of folding stuff |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| MagpieBat wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I like your rational here. Only name the bat get GWS laughing so hard they all rupture there insides and have to field there seconds.
When the seconds show up drop the ding bat immediately and name a decent side including yours truly and thrash the barstards within a inch of there life leaving the bat to hand out celebratory dim sims and beer to the real players. |
Personal abuse born out of jealousy. Sigh.
And here I thought we could be such good friends...
Don't worry, spud. When I kick another bag against GWS on Sunday, I'll be sure to think of you. And laugh. |
On the chance I am dropped and you kick a bag I'm going to eat all the dimmies and drink all the grog in the cellar as a silent protest to this.
I will also post negative and harsh comments about every team member who plays if we win.
I'm not against lying, bribing, crying or any other form of childish behaviour to get reinstated to the team batman |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I like your rational here. Only name the bat get GWS laughing so hard they all rupture there insides and have to field there seconds.
When the seconds show up drop the ding bat immediately and name a decent side including yours truly and thrash the barstards within a inch of there life leaving the bat to hand out celebratory dim sims and beer to the real players. |
Personal abuse born out of jealousy. Sigh.
And here I thought we could be such good friends...
Don't worry, spud. When I kick another bag against GWS on Sunday, I'll be sure to think of you. And laugh. |
Oh batster the only kick you will be doing on the weekend will be stones in the car park when your dropped. Mate fair dinkum if I gave the same service to any one here including DTM or Hiss they could kick a bag as well.
I will relent and allow you to serve me my beer after the game if a sincere apology is forthcoming accompanied by a large brown paper bag full of folding stuff |
Sigh. If only you put as much effort into sledging the opposition as you do sledging your own teammates. Especially the ones that are kicking the team a winning score. 
Look, let's not be frenemies. You provide the delivery, I'll kick the goals and the coach will hail us both. Deal?
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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You lot are a rabble. But i suppose someone has to give Batman a hand. I hope you scare the carp out of the Sydney Slumsiders 'coz you certainly scare me.
(Final team is up in the OP).
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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(Cue various unseemly squabbles about selection.)
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Piesnchess
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Think i might pick up some unblessed Halal meat on the way, and scare these pricks to death, whatever it takes, as the dons say. !
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| HAL is always thinking. |
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Gerry Cooper
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Well I've made sub through doing nothing at all. 
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
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| Gerry Cooper wrote: | | Well I've made sub through doing nothing at all. |
it's still more than most.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| MagpieBat wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I like your rational here. Only name the bat get GWS laughing so hard they all rupture there insides and have to field there seconds.
When the seconds show up drop the ding bat immediately and name a decent side including yours truly and thrash the barstards within a inch of there life leaving the bat to hand out celebratory dim sims and beer to the real players. |
Personal abuse born out of jealousy. Sigh.
And here I thought we could be such good friends...
Don't worry, spud. When I kick another bag against GWS on Sunday, I'll be sure to think of you. And laugh. |
Oh batster the only kick you will be doing on the weekend will be stones in the car park when your dropped. Mate fair dinkum if I gave the same service to any one here including DTM or Hiss they could kick a bag as well.
I will relent and allow you to serve me my beer after the game if a sincere apology is forthcoming accompanied by a large brown paper bag full of folding stuff |
Sigh. If only you put as much effort into sledging the opposition as you do sledging your own teammates. Especially the ones that are kicking the team a winning score.
Look, let's not be frenemies. You provide the delivery, I'll kick the goals and the coach will hail us both. Deal? |
Ok but do I have to share the dimmies & beer I stole and stashed in my locker as well ?
I'm thinking of requesting the coach to play me on th wing I'm closer to the interchange then and I can do a Stevie J and smack some kids in the back of the head when there not looking. |
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