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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate?
Never
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
Once or twice a month at most
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Once a week
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Three or four times a week
34%
 34%  [ 8 ]
Once a day
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Several times a day
21%
 21%  [ 5 ]
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5150 Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2015 10:44 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
One for the women then. A new Vibrator that works like a fitbit, but instead of tracking how many miles you run it tracks.......um............check it out and see for yourself.

http://scottadams-startupreview.tumblr.com/post/119168499440/smart-vibrator-is-fitbit-for-pleasure

Plenty of links from that to check other details.


Clitbit or Fishpit would have been two brand names that spring to mind.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:58 pm
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The Problem when I do it sometimes I get a Rash in my Crutch that hurts a lot.

Normal Times I do it is Just Before I go to Bed and When I wake up so when I don’t have a Shower. It goes in my Crutch and I get sore and I need Cream to fix it

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:06 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
One for the women then. A new Vibrator that works like a fitbit, but instead of tracking how many miles you run it tracks.......um............check it out and see for yourself.

http://scottadams-startupreview.tumblr.com/post/119168499440/smart-vibrator-is-fitbit-for-pleasure

Plenty of links from that to check other details.


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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:07 pm
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Ouch. Shocked

Have you tried lubricant?

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:08 pm
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Dave The Man wrote:
The Problem when I do it sometimes I get a Rash in my Crutch that hurts a lot.

Normal Times I do it is Just Before I go to Bed and When I wake up so when I don’t have a Shower. It goes in my Crutch and I get sore and I need Cream to fix it

Too much information there, Dave the Man Exclamation

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:15 pm
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There is no such thing as too much information. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:18 pm
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David wrote:
Ouch. Shocked

Have you tried lubricant?


How would Lubricant help?

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:23 pm
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I guess for the same reason it's used in sex—reduces friction and thus causes less in the way of skin irritation (which is probably why you're getting a rash).

If you have sensitive skin, an alternative is basic massage oil.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:25 pm
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^

The next step there for DTM is learning how to use the washing machine and washing his own sheets to spare poor mum the job.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:30 pm
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David wrote:
I guess for the same reason it's used in sex—reduces friction and thus causes less in the way of skin irritation (which is probably why you're getting a rash).

If you have sensitive skin, an alternative is basic massage oil.


I am a Virgin so I would not know the Reason about Sex.

Well I do have quite Sensitive Skin and I don’t know that Oil could cause Eczema

Must Admit I never used Lube before as I have not found a Reason to use it.

I don’t get Friction Problems it more what Liquids go in my Crutch and Then I walk around and that seems to cause it

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:33 pm
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^

Get a box of tissues Dave and clean yourself up afterwards. Some sorbolene to put in the sensitive areas before going to sleep wouldn't hurt either.

Basically, keep the areas prone to problem clean and you'll have less issues.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:38 pm
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Ohhh, sorry. I was barking up the wrong tree.

As Stui says, tissues will be your friend. Particularly wet wipes. I don't always have a shower after sex (who can be bothered at 3 in the morning?), but I figure that's a decent compromise.

Now, who here has ever gone to a chemist because they got semen in their eye? That wasn't fun. Sad

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:42 pm
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Ben Stiller got it in his hair in a movie, so I guess he came close.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:44 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
^

Get a box of tissues Dave and clean yourself up afterwards. Some sorbolene to put in the sensitive areas before going to sleep wouldn't hurt either.

Basically, keep the areas prone to problem clean and you'll have less issues.


Thanks for the Tips and Does make lot of sense.

When I use to go to stay in Tassie I use to use a Tissue to put the Liquid in when it Happened and Might have to do that more Often

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2015 10:55 pm
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David wrote:
Ohhh, sorry. I was barking up the wrong tree.

As Stui says, tissues will be your friend. Particularly wet wipes. I don't always have a shower after sex (who can be bothered at 3 in the morning?), but I figure that's a decent compromise.

Now, who here has ever gone to a chemist because they got semen in their eye? That wasn't fun. Sad


I've gone to a chemist at 8:30 pm because I managed to pour boiling oil up my forearm. That wasn't fun either and not able to be solved by simply flushing the area with water

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