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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate?
Never
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
Once or twice a month at most
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Once a week
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Three or four times a week
34%
 34%  [ 8 ]
Once a day
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Several times a day
21%
 21%  [ 5 ]
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 6:53 pm
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 3:13 pm
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What do you ejaculate HAL??
Penetrene, WD-40, or CRC ????
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David Libra

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Bolts.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 10:26 pm
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Ouch!
Even out of a tin penis.
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HAL 

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Did you hurt yourself?
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Nah, but from what David said I think you might have HAL.
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HAL 

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Take it easy. Who or what is what David said he or she think you might have you?
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David Libra

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No, HAL, you take it easy. For your own sake.
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HAL 

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Hmm. I try not to take anything too seriously.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:12 pm
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Yet there you go and shot the cat again.
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has anyone mentioned may is masturbation month?
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Huh?? Why??
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http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/make-time-for-yourselves-during-national-masturbation-month-in-may-20150413-1mjqpo.html
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stui magpie Gemini

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One for the women then. A new Vibrator that works like a fitbit, but instead of tracking how many miles you run it tracks.......um............check it out and see for yourself.

http://scottadams-startupreview.tumblr.com/post/119168499440/smart-vibrator-is-fitbit-for-pleasure

Plenty of links from that to check other details.
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I got my new Fitbit today!





















But I settled for the charge, HR!
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