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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate? |
Never |
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8% |
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Once or twice a month at most |
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0% |
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Once a week |
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17% |
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Three or four times a week |
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34% |
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Once a day |
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17% |
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Several times a day |
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21% |
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Did it once in the Morning - Twice This Afternoon - and Tonight is not done _________________ I am Da Man |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Nice bump
And grind _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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think positive wrote: | Nice bump
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Yeah - Had 1 more tonight _________________ I am Da Man |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Location: The 18
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You're a spunk machine.
Those were the days. _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Ever get the feeling Dave is playing us! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Where can I get the feeling Dave is playing us? |
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Dangles
Balmey Army
Joined: 14 May 2015
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think positive wrote: | Ever get the feeling Dave is playing us! |
Not as much as he's playing with himself. |
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Morrigu
Joined: 11 Aug 2001
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I hope none of you blokes who responded in the affirmative are of Islamic faith
A MUSLIM televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/muslim-televangelist-warns-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/story-e6frfmyi-1227370529810?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=entertainment
Televangelists are just so loopy they are funny _________________ “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.†|
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Morrigu wrote: | I hope none of you blokes who responded in the affirmative are of Islamic faith
A MUSLIM televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/muslim-televangelist-warns-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/story-e6frfmyi-1227370529810?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=entertainment
Televangelists are just so loopy they are funny |
People Believe that Crap? _________________ I am Da Man |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Pregnant hands? Not me. I prefer autofellatio. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Mugwump
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Location: Between London and Melbourne
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Tannin wrote: | Pregnant hands? Not me. I prefer autofellatio. |
I'd rather pregnant hands than tonsils. Especially with curvature of the spine thrown in. _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Here you go DTM, an opportunity to use your............proclivities...........for a positive purpose.
Quote: | EIGHTY-FIVE percent of donated sperm in Victoria is being used by single and gay women to create babies, a new report shows.
But as demand for assisted reproduction soars, the state is facing a severe shortage of sperm donors, according to the annual report of the Victorian Assisted Reproductive Treatment Authority.
The report states that heterosexual couples comprise just 15 per cent of families formed as result of donor conception in Victoria in 2014-15.
This is the first time VARTA has collected information about the relationship status and sexuality of women using donor sperm.
Single and gay women have legally been able to use donor sperm in Victoria since the law changed in 2010.
VARTA CEO Louise Johnson said there was “still not enough sperm”.
“The IVF clinics are reporting a need for a greater diversity of sperm donors coming forward so there is a greater diversity of men for women to choose from,” she said. |
At the rate you produce the stuff you could single handedly (pun intended) solve the shortage.
Get in there and whack one away for the lesbians.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/sperm-donor-shortage-looms-as-demand-soars-in-victoria/story-fni0fit3-1227562400091 _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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stui magpie wrote: | Here you go DTM, an opportunity to use your............proclivities...........for a positive purpose.
Quote: | EIGHTY-FIVE percent of donated sperm in Victoria is being used by single and gay women to create babies, a new report shows.
But as demand for assisted reproduction soars, the state is facing a severe shortage of sperm donors, according to the annual report of the Victorian Assisted Reproductive Treatment Authority.
The report states that heterosexual couples comprise just 15 per cent of families formed as result of donor conception in Victoria in 2014-15.
This is the first time VARTA has collected information about the relationship status and sexuality of women using donor sperm.
Single and gay women have legally been able to use donor sperm in Victoria since the law changed in 2010.
VARTA CEO Louise Johnson said there was “still not enough sperm”.
“The IVF clinics are reporting a need for a greater diversity of sperm donors coming forward so there is a greater diversity of men for women to choose from,” she said. |
At the rate you produce the stuff you could single handedly (pun intended) solve the shortage.
Get in there and whack one away for the lesbians.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/sperm-donor-shortage-looms-as-demand-soars-in-victoria/story-fni0fit3-1227562400091 |
Would I get payed for it like they do in America? _________________ I am Da Man |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Not sure, ring em and ask. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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I don't think so. It's like giving blood, I think - for some reason, there's a taboo against paying for donations here. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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