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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate? |
Never |
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8% |
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Once or twice a month at most |
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0% |
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Once a week |
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17% |
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Three or four times a week |
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34% |
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Once a day |
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17% |
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Several times a day |
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21% |
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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009 Location: On a journey to seek the scriptures of enlightenment....
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stui magpie wrote: | Yeah, he's a funny bastard and he has my kind of sense of humour. Twisted.
You see the one where he talks about taking a seriously disabled friend to a brothel? Great story.
BTW, back on topic, Did ya knock one out for Christmas DTM? |
I liked the aeroplane armrest one.
(Will look for the brothel one at some stage then!)
Yeah Dave, fill us in, errr, so to speak...... _________________ "I am a great sage, equal of heaven.
Grow stick, grow.
Fly cloud, fly.
Oh you are a dee-mon, I love to fiiight." |
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3.14159
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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I'm sure Dave woke up with a full stocking! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Who are you talking about? |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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3.14159 wrote: | I'm sure Dave woke up with a full stocking! |
Hopefully mum appreciated how he decorated the tree. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Had 2 pulls this Arvo and just about to have a 3rd.
Hurt my Leg on X-Mas so had not done much since then _________________ I am Da Man |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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I think it's fair to say this thread has outlived its purpose. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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