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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate?
Never
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
Once or twice a month at most
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Once a week
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Three or four times a week
34%
 34%  [ 8 ]
Once a day
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Several times a day
21%
 21%  [ 5 ]
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:31 pm
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Wash your hands then
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:31 pm
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Skids wrote:
This is easily the saddest thing we've had to report all day. If you or someone you love frequently enjoys doing the five-finger shuffle, there's a study that suggests they might face negative effects over time.

http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/bad-news-prolonged-masturbation-2015-12

Published in Biological Psychology, scientists Dr. Stuart Brody and Tillman Kruger discovered that there's a 400% higher concentration of chemicals like oxytocin and prolactin during sexual intercourse than with solo orgasms. áint that the truth..... Shocked I can almost pass out after a good orgasmic shag, after I rub one out, it's a quick clean up & ....where was I Shocked


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Something new every week that can Kill you Rolling Eyes

Are they Religious People who did this Study?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:37 pm
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But at least wanking a lot reduces the risk of Prostate cancer.

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scientists found that men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer compared with men who reported four to seven ejaculations a month throughout their lifetimes.


http://www.harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer

Ladies, help fight Prostate cancer. Wink Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:44 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
But at least wanking a lot reduces the risk of Prostate cancer.

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scientists found that men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer compared with men who reported four to seven ejaculations a month throughout their lifetimes.


http://www.harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer

Ladies, help fight Prostate cancer. Wink Razz


Good Call Stui Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:12 pm
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I'm going to start my own tax-free anticancer charity.
100% of every buck raised by the "Lend a Hand Anti-Cancer Foundation" will be donated to the Kitten Club and the Jamison Whisky Goggle Co via worthy recipient's (me and my mates ... generally).

Don't send any money, your banking details and PIN will suffice.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:25 pm
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3.14159 wrote:
I'm going to start my own tax-free anticancer charity.
100% of every buck raised by the "Lend a Hand Anti-Cancer Foundation" will be donated to the Kitten Club and the Jamison Whisky Goggle Co via worthy recipient's (me and my mates ... generally).

Don't send any money, your banking details and PIN will suffice.


http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/ORDER_YOUR_HANDJOB.html

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:21 pm
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Soooooo many wankers!

And they're my friends! Shocked Confused

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3.14159 wrote:
I'm going to start my own tax-free anticancer charity.
100% of every buck raised by the "Lend a Hand Anti-Cancer Foundation" will be donated to the Kitten Club and the Jamison Whisky Goggle Co via worthy recipient's (me and my mates ... generally).

Don't send any money, your banking details and PIN will suffice.


If I join, can I be considered a mate? We could shake on it.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:18 pm
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Your in.
To pick up your free membership go to that little Juice bar in the city and mention my name...
If I'm not in, ask for the big hairy bloke out the back.
He'll be glad to shake what ever you put in this hand.
cheers...
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:17 pm
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One for DTM to consider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekp1P8iXp4k

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stui magpie wrote:
One for DTM to consider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekp1P8iXp4k


Thanks Stui

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:41 pm
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Ha!
Ended up watching about an hour worth of Jim Jeffries clips when I clicked on that the other day. Very funny guy!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:51 pm
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Yeah, he's a funny bastard and he has my kind of sense of humour. Twisted.

You see the one where he talks about taking a seriously disabled friend to a brothel? Great story.

BTW, back on topic, Did ya knock one out for Christmas DTM?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:21 pm
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1???????
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