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Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate?
Never
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
Once or twice a month at most
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Once a week
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Three or four times a week
34%
 34%  [ 8 ]
Once a day
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Several times a day
21%
 21%  [ 5 ]
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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:27 pm
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David wrote:
Surprised at how many people have picked the last option. Does anyone have a daily record?


I think is about 6 times

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:46 pm
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Dave The Man wrote:
David wrote:
Surprised at how many people have picked the last option. Does anyone have a daily record?


I think is about 6 times


Daves bedroom ceiling. Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 6:52 am
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I feel a bit sick!
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 8:45 am
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That last option could either indicate a Borat "Great success!", or the complete opposite!
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laird 



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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 8:54 am
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Was about to enjoy my nice hot bowl of porridge.

I think i will just have some toast now.

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 12:24 pm
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Dave The Man wrote:
David wrote:
Surprised at how many people have picked the last option. Does anyone have a daily record?


I think is about 6 times


😨

That's pretty impressive Dave.

I had 3 different chicks in a 24hr period when I was 19 (might have even spanked the monkey inbetween it was that good) but 6 times .... was there any skin left on it 🍌

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 10:40 am
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Interesting results. So, of the 15 who've voted, 13 do it at least once a week, and 11 of those 15 do it at least every second day. And over a quarter do it several times a day! Shocked

Then there are the two with celibate hands. I know who one of them is, but I'm curious about the other. Dr Laird, I presume? Smile

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:19 am
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David wrote:
Interesting results. So, of the 15 who've voted, 13 do it at least once a week, and 11 of those 15 do it at least every second day. And over a quarter do it several times a day! Shocked

Then there are the two with celibate hands. I know who one of them is, but I'm curious about the other. Dr Laird, I presume? Smile


Never presume Confused

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:22 am
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^A dark horse our Laird!
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:26 am
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Sorry Laird!

The plot thickens.

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 3:37 pm
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David wrote:
Interesting results. So, of the 15 who've voted, 13 do it at least once a week, and 11 of those 15 do it at least every second day. And over a quarter do it several times a day! Shocked

Then there are the two with celibate hands. I know who one of them is,
but I'm curious about the other. Dr Laird, I presume? Smile


You? Shocked

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^Baby Ingmar is still waiting on your Frankincense!
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 3:43 pm
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Are they exactly the same?
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 3:54 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
David wrote:
Interesting results. So, of the 15 who've voted, 13 do it at least once a week, and 11 of those 15 do it at least every second day. And over a quarter do it several times a day! Shocked

Then there are the two with celibate hands. I know who one of them is,
but I'm curious about the other. Dr Laird, I presume? Smile


You? Shocked


nah cant be, we all know David's a wanker Wink

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 6:50 pm
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David wrote:
Sorry Laird!

The plot thickens.


Thickens or congeals.
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