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| Generally speaking, how often do you masturbate? |
| Never |
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8% |
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| Once or twice a month at most |
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0% |
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| Once a week |
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17% |
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| Three or four times a week |
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34% |
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| Once a day |
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17% |
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| Several times a day |
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21% |
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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I've decided to channel Kinsey for the purposes of this thread.
We all know that wanking is a common pastime on Nick's, but how often do you do it when you're not in the VPT? Feel free to select the option in the anonymous poll that you feel most adequately represents your self-love habits.
(The data collected at the end may or may not be sent off to Dolly Magazine.)
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Never more than once a week, usually on Monday through Sunday.
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Culprit 
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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Hairy Palms.  |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Does sex with inanimate objects count as masturbation?
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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Depends what you're doing with it and where it's going.
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Morrigu
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Well Stui that depends did you have your sanctimonious face on 
If you did then yes it counts!!
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| Morrigu wrote: | Well Stui that depends did you have your sanctimonious face on
If you did then yes it counts!! |
OK, cheers,
So that basically means every time I had sex with my wife when I was married, it was actually masturbation.
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Brenny
Joined: 05 Apr 2011
Location: Westpac Centre
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I can't answer this truthfully without a clearly not enough option or a lost count after 30 option.
#SingleLyfe |
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Culprit
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | Well Stui that depends did you have your sanctimonious face on
If you did then yes it counts!! |
OK, cheers,
So that basically means every time I had sex with my wife when I was married, it was actually masturbation. |
Now I know this is bulltish. Married and having sex with ones wife is a myth. 
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KenH
Joined: 24 Jan 2010
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Someone put never!!?
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Culprit
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne
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| KenH wrote: | | Someone put never!!? |
Still a virgin |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| Brenny wrote: | I can't answer this truthfully without a clearly not enough option or a lost count after 30 option.
#SingleLyfe |
That's good information. |
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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At Least once a Day.
I am also a Vrigin/Single so I have to do it myself
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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Surprised at how many people have picked the last option. Does anyone have a daily record?
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| David wrote: | | Surprised at how many people have picked the last option. Does anyone have a daily record? |
Not if they're single, male and aged between 15 and 28.
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