Nick's Posting XXII: Round 6: Geelong

[Tannin]

ROUND 6: GEELONG

Brilliant work lads! A fantastic effort by our reserves last week, and our best win of the season. Makes you wonder why we have seniors, really. Nevertheless, to shaft the pussies properly - as I hope and expect that you will do - we had better work out which of our former senior players have especially disgraced themselves and pick them in the side. You others, slip over and see 3rd outside his office for medication. BYO buckets.

But there are no passengers in this mighty team of Nicksters! If you don't recognise the player alongside you, don't worry, it's for a very good reason. He is probably one of our Round 5 Reserve Heros, one of the lads who played too well to leave out. Shake his hand and welcome him to the team. Or possibly it's because you have been pushed out of your accustomed position by one of the aforementioned Round 5 reserve Heros and put out to pasture ... er ... sorry, asked to demonstrate your versatility in some other vital role, such as warming the bench. Then again, you may wish to carefully check that strange player's gurnsey for hints. If he is wearing lycra and a pink bikini, don't worry, it's only Perthmagpie. If his stripes seem to have faded a bit and turned into hoops, it might be a geographically challenged Watt Price Tully but it's probably a Geelong player. Biff him with your elbow and when he falls down, give him a good kickin'. Do the same if it is a Geelong player.

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

You will kneel before me!

[MagpieBat]

Back where I belong - the forward line. The coach has my full support (again).

Glorified scragger Lonergan better get ready to run...

...because my new and improved Batsuit will frighten the shit out of him.

If the rest of you could possibly keep Taylor from doing his annoying little intercept marking thing and send Rivers... uh, down the river, well, that would be good as well.

[John Wren]

which round tannin will be upseated as coach.

round 7 $3.50
round 8 $2.75
round 9 $2.50
rounds 10-15 $4.50
rounds 16-23 $4.50
won't happen this season $3.75

[Tannin]

"Upseated"? Intreresting new word. Or is that just what you do in the dunny when you go for a #2?

[swoop42]

Back where I belong under piedys who is in turn under September Zeros.

We are like the human centipede without the A2M.

[stui magpie]

Great forward line there with the Bat boy in the goal square and me roaming round the CHF area.

Of the other forwards, Flashman is and Woftam isn't so that's great on both counts.

You midfielders and half backs, get the ball in quick and straight and those pussies will be so shafted they'll be yelling their secret word looking for mercy by 3/4 time.

Oh shit, I just noticed you put 3rd degree in charge of the cellar. This has serious potential to be very good/ungood totally depending on perspective.

I've never tried twisties with Grange before.

[Piesnchess]

Back on deck and roaring to go, woohoo, lets shaft these poncy, pandering, pretty, putrid Pussies right off the G, send em back to sleepyshit hole with a flea in their ears. !!

[RudeBoy]

Just call me stud.

[John Wren]

[Tannin]

[Flashman]

I'm pumped to be back after a week off due to a disciplinary breach.

I've served my penance even though I still maintain I was just pushing that sheep back through the fence.

Looking forward to combining with my fellow forwards to kick us a winning score and one things for sure the Cats defenders wont be as tough an opponent as PETA was.

[piedys]

[neil]

Demoted!!!!!!!
Sack the coach

[stui magpie]