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qldmagpie67 



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:44 pm
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Courageous decision to move me from cellarmaster to interchange bench considering last time I was sober late in the second term Jock McHale was still in diapers.
But I see the sense behind replacing me with Stui as I seem to hydrate myself more than the team.
Anyways I will be there with bells on (most likely strapped to my stubby cooler so not to lose it) and do my best to smash a few packs and provide th forwards with some decent service (abliet that service might be cocktails)
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:52 pm
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I'm in?

About. Freekin'. TIME!

I've been torching it in the reserves for the better part of two years but always getting overlooked. I am the Kyle Martin of this side! Thankfully, the committee have finally woken from their collective drunken stupor and seen what's right in front of their noses!

And named at Full Forward too! Most gratifying.

Stand aside, and watch how it's done...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:28 pm
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On debut. The parents will be there for the half time interview.
If its good enough for a dual brownlow medalist to wear the vest, its good enough for me.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:30 pm
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RudeBoy wrote:
Wow! That interchange bench just oozes class! Wink


it definitely oozes something, not sure whether its class ....

coach, that is three games in a row for me after years of showing unbelievable promise but always being picked for one off random games and often forced to don the vest! Thanks for finally believing. I think this continued run has allowed me to relax and play my game without worrying about playing for my spot in the team..... I think that has helped me improve disposal efficiency and has allowed me to focus on the ball a bit better rather than being so focused on playing the man.......

thanks coach.

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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:35 pm
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Managed to leave Adelaide on my way to the game coach.

Where in Frankston are we playing tonight?

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woftam Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:03 pm
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Up ya clacker boss. Looks like I'm off to the pub instead. Smile
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:19 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
Managed to leave Adelaide on my way to the game coach.

Where in Frankston are we playing tonight?


After you crossed Prospect Road, did you turn right into Robe Terrace, or left into Main North Road?

(Pay attention to your answer. Frankston is not very close to Darwin.)

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:22 pm
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MagpieBat wrote:
I'm in?

About. Freekin'. TIME!

I've been torching it in the reserves for the better part of two years but always getting overlooked. I am the Kyle Martin of this side! Thankfully, the committee have finally woken from their collective drunken stupor and seen what's right in front of their noses!

And named at Full Forward too! Most gratifying.

Stand aside, and watch how it's done...


Ahem:

Round 1 2014: selected at centre-half forward. Freo thrashed us. - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=76761




Round 2 2014: selected at centre-half forward. We beat Sydney. - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=73502




Round 3 2014: selected at centre-half forward. Geelong smashed us. - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=73556




Round 4 (numbers round) - omitted (along with everyone else that wasn't a number) - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?p=1458557

Rounds 5 and 6 - omitted on form

Round 7 (ladies round) - included because of being a girl - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=73840




Round 8: bye


Round 9: didn't make half a team owing to budget cuts: http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?p=1471238



Rounds 10 through 24: omitted for rest of the season 'coz we didn't know you cared.

Welcome back.

Now get out there and kick a bagful!

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:25 pm
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Can't believe MagpieBat has been overlooked for so long.

Guess that's what happens when one is so butt ugly they have to wear a mask in public.

Stui upon hearing the news about Gault is out due to loss of moisture.

His scrotum currently resembles dehydrated prunes.


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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:50 pm
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RudeBoy wrote:
Wow! That interchange bench just oozes class! Wink


It certainly oozes something. Class wasn't the first thing that came to mind though. Wink

My ankle will be fine coach, only a flesh wound. I've been applying ice (frozen water, not the other shit) frequently and the rehab is working. The walk to the freezer to get the ice, the tinkle of them hitting the glass and the gurgle of the Jameson as it hits the ice is all very therapeutic.

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:01 pm
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Save some for me. After tonight, I just might need it!
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:18 pm
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Good to see I'm still in and the aints have lost their captain (I'll give him the photos and the negatives back after the game)
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:21 pm
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Tannin wrote:
MagpieBat wrote:
I'm in?

About. Freekin'. TIME!

I've been torching it in the reserves for the better part of two years but always getting overlooked. I am the Kyle Martin of this side! Thankfully, the committee have finally woken from their collective drunken stupor and seen what's right in front of their noses!

And named at Full Forward too! Most gratifying.

Stand aside, and watch how it's done...


Ahem:

Round 1 2014: selected at centre-half forward. Freo thrashed us. - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=76761




Round 2 2014: selected at centre-half forward. We beat Sydney. - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=73502




Round 3 2014: selected at centre-half forward. Geelong smashed us. - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=73556




Round 4 (numbers round) - omitted (along with everyone else that wasn't a number) - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?p=1458557

Rounds 5 and 6 - omitted on form

Round 7 (ladies round) - included because of being a girl - http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?t=73840




Round 8: bye


Round 9: didn't make half a team owing to budget cuts: http://nick.magpies.net/bb/viewtopic.php?p=1471238



Rounds 10 through 24: omitted for rest of the season 'coz we didn't know you cared.

Welcome back.

Now get out there and kick a bagful!


oh, so I am actually a half forward not a half back. cool. did you like my mark coach. Haven't been that high since Guns 'N Roses played Calder Park.

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:43 pm
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Yes, E. As Flashman discovered earlier this week, the Nick's Posting XXII teamsheet is, for some reason lost in the mists of time but probably attributable to a former coach who will remain nameless and unidentified, is always printed upside down.

No names here but his initials are probably John Wren.

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qldmagpie67 



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:02 pm
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Thanks coach for sending me into the fray midway through the first term. I don't want to take all the credit for single handedly turning the game around but surely it isn't a coincidence.
My form in the cellar has been outstanding and without blowing my own trumpet to much but I wa outstanding without doubt.
Best bench me in the last and save some of my brilliance for next week coach don't want to waste it on this rabble.
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