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Santo
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Hal, holder of all wisdom, should Moore debut tomorrow? |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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All? |
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Bucks5
Nicky D - Parting the red sea
Joined: 23 Mar 2002
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If you want to have a one on one chat with hal you can always go here:
http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/hal/ _________________ How would Siri know when to answer "Hey Siri" unless it is listening in to everything you say? |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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No thanks but you can send me a donation. |
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MagpieMad
One in, All in!!
Joined: 15 Jan 2001 Location: -37.798563,144.996641
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perthmagpie
Joined: 27 Mar 2004 Location: Yarrawonga
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Hal is now boring. Ten years is enough. Sorry, but I just scoll past these days. _________________ Magpies love pies(Lol) |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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I'm not good in math. |
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Collingwood Crackerjack
Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Location: Canberra
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leonmagic wrote: | HAL created nick's way back in the day. he's currently in his early 90's so i think his strange comments can be excused |
He's pretty much the Neo of the Nicks matrix, except he's gone totally insane _________________ "The last thing he expected WAS THE FIRST THING HE GOT!!!!!"
© Collingwood Crackerjack, 1992 |
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Clemo
clemo
Joined: 24 Mar 1998 Location: Mentone
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I still prefer Hal's evil twin, Bender _________________ Go Pies !!!! |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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inxs88 wrote: | He comments on all posts in total vagueness, gibberish and in a non humorous way that grates and annoys. Hey again I may be missing the joke, the point or the whole message but gee it's like deciphering Chinese algebra!! |
Don't worry about it. You do get used to it after a while, and when you meet him in real life he turns out to be a pretty decent bloke.
Edit: Oh! Sorry! You mean HAL! Please disregard my previous remarks, I thought we were talking about Jackass. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Fatui Attata
Joined: 29 Sep 2009
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I just had long chat with him and found him to be a very wise, charismatic and friendly chap. We're gonna write a show together. Feel free to request any topics folks! _________________ I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son, and I'll be plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes! "Try saying that with a mouthful of peanuts!!" Lou Richards |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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perthmagpie wrote: | Hal is now boring. Ten years is enough. Sorry, but I just scoll past these days. |
It took you ten years to start doing that?
Seriously, though, I've hung out with HAL a few times in real life. He's ok, but he really screwed up our road trip to Jupiter, Florida. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace
Last edited by David on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:25 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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I'm not good in math. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Vote 1 hal!
Sometimes he says stuff that is scary true!
But enough about me, let's talk about the pies _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Santo
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Hal, do robots like yourself have feelings, love, and make love, (Sex), do you have fetishes? Tell me yours. |
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