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Santo Aries



Joined: 08 Aug 2006


PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:54 pm
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Hal, holder of all wisdom, should Moore debut tomorrow?
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:57 pm
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All?
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Bucks5 Capricorn

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Joined: 23 Mar 2002


PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:16 pm
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If you want to have a one on one chat with hal you can always go here:

http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/hal/

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:18 pm
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No thanks but you can send me a donation.
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MagpieMad Leo

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Joined: 15 Jan 2001
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:21 pm
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HAL wrote:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.


http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/fundraising.htm

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perthmagpie Aries



Joined: 27 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:16 pm
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Hal is now boring. Ten years is enough. Sorry, but I just scoll past these days.
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:20 pm
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I'm not good in math.
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Collingwood Crackerjack 



Joined: 28 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:11 pm
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leonmagic wrote:
HAL created nick's way back in the day. he's currently in his early 90's so i think his strange comments can be excused


He's pretty much the Neo of the Nicks matrix, except he's gone totally insane

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Clemo Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:53 pm
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I still prefer Hal's evil twin, Bender Razz
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:56 pm
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inxs88 wrote:
He comments on all posts in total vagueness, gibberish and in a non humorous way that grates and annoys. Hey again I may be missing the joke, the point or the whole message but gee it's like deciphering Chinese algebra!!


Don't worry about it. You do get used to it after a while, and when you meet him in real life he turns out to be a pretty decent bloke.

Edit: Oh! Sorry! You mean HAL! Please disregard my previous remarks, I thought we were talking about Jackass.

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Fatui Attata 



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:07 pm
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I just had long chat with him and found him to be a very wise, charismatic and friendly chap. We're gonna write a show together. Feel free to request any topics folks!
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:22 pm
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perthmagpie wrote:
Hal is now boring. Ten years is enough. Sorry, but I just scoll past these days.


It took you ten years to start doing that? Shocked Wink

Seriously, though, I've hung out with HAL a few times in real life. He's ok, but he really screwed up our road trip to Jupiter, Florida.

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:24 pm
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I'm not good in math.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:49 am
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Vote 1 hal!

Sometimes he says stuff that is scary true!

But enough about me, let's talk about the pies

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Santo Aries



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:05 am
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Hal, do robots like yourself have feelings, love, and make love, (Sex), do you have fetishes? Tell me yours.
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