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stui magpie 
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yeah nah, when you're talking about inhaling sausage you're much more on the fellatio comparison than cunnilinguis. I have no expertise in fellatio whatsoever as my only experiences has been as the sausage not the mouth.
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bucksisgod 
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| stui magpie wrote: | Bloody hell, there are some "interesting" views on here.
Buckisgod, give yourself an uppercut and go to the nearest milk bar and ask for some Potato cakes. Not scallops, potato cakes, to have with your properly built Burger with the meat on the bottom where it belongs. You have been in Sydney way too long, next thing you'll be wearing those arseless chaps and beret out in public. |
 Those tasty red crustations are also called Lobsters, not crayfish. Meat on the bottom is insanity, although it is popular in parts of the inner city.  Try it on top mate, you know you want to...and I will have you know my arseless chaps and beret compliment my Lycra singlet and blue eyes beautifully.
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bucksisgod
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| 1061 wrote: | | Is the Onion cooked or raw? |
Cooked 1061. If raw it must go under the Pattie, on top of the beetroot.
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think positive 
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| 1061 wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | Bloody hell, there are some "interesting" views on here.
Buckisgod, give yourself an uppercut and go to the nearest milk bar and ask for some Potato cakes. Not scallops, potato cakes, to have with your properly built Burger with the meat on the bottom where it belongs. You have been in Sydney way too long, next thing you'll be wearing those arseless chaps and beret out in public.
Tannin Tannin Tannin, comparing muff diving with burger munching. Oh Dear. While your..."technique" wins definite points for enthusiasm the fact that you haven't yet had your neck snapped by an indignant lady asking you to treat it like the gourmet meal that is is rather than diving in like a pig into a bucket of slops suggests more good luck and/or lack of varied opportunity than any particular skill.
Part of the joy of eating the perfect burger is being able to take in, in each bite, a variety of tastes and textures. If the burger is too tall to eat, cut it in half, turn it sideways, and put the corner in your mouth. |
Then we need another poll on the Bunnings type fund raising saugage sizzles, onions, mustard, cheese tomato or BBQ sauce so many options.
How do we eat it, do we get it in the mouth without letting the teeth touch the meat, if we bite off more than we can chew if we do we swallow or spit?
So many options. |
Ugh, those Bunnings sausages, like a man in a shirt, look so good, smell so good, peel off the carbs, it's just fat, Ugh
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3. Tips on what a burger should be or should not be made of.
1. Mayonnaise should never be put on a hamburger!
You wanna put that stuff on a burger go back to maple syrup munching Canadia!
2. Beetroot on a hamburger is an absolute must.
Any deviation from this un-Australian.
3. Hamburgers are made with bread-rolls, not buns and never biscuits*!
*An American innovation the world can do with out!
4.... putting a pickle on a burger is a slice of blasphemy and not to be discussed in polite society! |
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Joel 
Joined: 23 Mar 1999
Location: Mornington Peninsula
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I generally like my burgers simple.
Bottom up.
1. Bun.
2. Lettuce
3. Sometimes tomato.
4. Burger.
5. Sauce (generally bbq)
6. Bacon.
7.Bun.
Don't like it getting too much bigger. |
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nomadjack
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
Location: Essendon
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Can't believe how many lettuce munching pansies we've got on here. Salad has no friggin place in a burger...absolutely no place...
Bun; burger; sauce [and mayo as an option]; onion [sauce keeps in place]; beetroot; second burger; sauce; bacon; cheese; bun.
To be washed down with Sapporo or Sommersby Pear Cider. |
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HAL
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| Where did Salad lose friggin place in a burger ? |
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: Thailand
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| nomadjack wrote: | Can't believe how many lettuce munching pansies we've got on here. Salad has no friggin place in a burger...absolutely no place...
Bun; burger; sauce [and mayo as an option]; onion [sauce keeps in place]; beetroot; second burger; sauce; bacon; cheese; bun.
To be washed down with Sapporo or Sommersby Pear Cider. |
Pear cider should be Perry. Pretentious trendy drinks do not a burger make. Coke or VB should be the beverage of choice. That beetroot or onion do not make a salad list but mayo gets a run shows that something is wrong.
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Skids 
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Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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| nomadjack wrote: | Can't believe how many lettuce munching pansies we've got on here. Salad has no friggin place in a burger...absolutely no place...
Bun; burger; sauce [and mayo as an option]; onion [sauce keeps in place]; beetroot; second burger; sauce; bacon; cheese; bun.
To be washed down with Sapporo or Sommersby Pear Cider. |
Stuff the bun, Thick Toast is a must. Buns are for your McShit burgers and ham 'n salad rolls NOT a hamburger and Jack is rite, no salad... add some; bacon, egg or cheese, yes.
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Joel
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| Toast? Rubbish. |
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| Joel wrote: | | Toast? Rubbish. |
Ditto
That would make it a pussy sandwich
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1061
Joined: 06 Sep 2013
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Called into macca's yesterday, didn't have time to muck about so grabbed a 1/4 pounder and enjoyed it.
Held it with one hand while I drove and nom nom nom it filled a hole. |
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think positive
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Did you ask for bacon?
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Oh man don't put Caribbean bbq sauce from Aldi on it, put some on tea, big blob came out, burnt the inside out of my jaw, fricken hot stuff
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