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The construction of the perfect hamburger |
Salad goes first then meat etc on top |
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Meat goes first, salad on top |
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Either way is fine, now I'm hungry damn you |
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Bucks5
Nicky D - Parting the red sea
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This is interesting, the McDonalds Big Mac has the lettuce (and cheese) under the meat
...but the rest of their burgers have the salad ingredients on top. |
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think positive
Side By Side
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Mugwump wrote: | Alternatively, shave off beard, disregard the making of a large mess on your chin, and wash face afterwards. Eating hamburgers piecemeal is just so not the point.
And mayonnaise in hamburgers is clearly a political issue, insofar as it should be banned by law. |
Yup,
That's just gross Tannin, it's abuse _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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The Seedsmeister wrote: | This is interesting, the McDonalds Big Mac has the lettuce (and cheese) under the meat ..but the rest of their burgers have the salad ingredients on top. |
We were talking about hamburgers, Seedmeister. Do please try to stay on topic. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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I have never heard about The rest of their burgers have the salad ingredients on top . |
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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But seeing as you diverted the thread already, I could point out that lots of people (me included) always eat a Big Mac upside down. This might have to do with the old" taste buds on the top of the tongue" rule, but then there is also the old "McChucks pseudo-bread isn't tough enough to keep the filling on the inside and out of your lap" rule. If you don't want it dripping quasi-sauce on your clean shirt, turn it upside down. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Tannin
Can't remember
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Mugwump wrote: | Alternatively, shave off beard, disregard the making of a large mess on your chin, and wash face afterwards. |
Oh dear. There is only one thing you should ever, ever eat in that manner, Mugwump - although you generally shouldn't wash your face afterwards, you know, not straight away, 'coz for the next few hours the lingering scent of pussy will serve as a reminder and keep a quiet smile on your face. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Mugwump
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Location: Between London and Melbourne
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Tannin wrote: | Mugwump wrote: | Alternatively, shave off beard, disregard the making of a large mess on your chin, and wash face afterwards. |
Oh dear. There is only one thing you should ever, ever eat in that manner, Mugwump - although you generally shouldn't wash your face afterwards, you know, not straight away, 'coz for the next few hours the lingering scent of pussy will serve as a reminder and keep a quiet smile on your face. |
You might be right, there - I'll, er, have to check and get back you. _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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bucksisgod
Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: Rock hard
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Happy to advise you are all doing it wrong.
Buttering the buns, quickly shoving the meat in and squirting mayonnaise may be a quality Saturday night in Tocumwal but it is not how to construct a hamburger.
Toasted Bun
Lettuce
Tomato
Beetroot
High quality ground beef pattie
Onion
Cheese
Sauce
Bacon
Lid that bastard with a toasted sesame seed bun and it will put enough lead in your pencil to transcribe a pietillidie post. Maybe not in full though.
Those who do not abide by this method are to be considered godless heathens.
This recipe can be found in ancient Buddhist scriptures, the Bible ( McDonalds 25:17) and the Koran/Quran*
* It is true Muhammad prefers his without bacon but he loves his burgers nonetheless. Grease be upon him. _________________ Need a pen? try Pen Island. www. penisland. net |
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Is the Onion cooked or raw? |
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Skids
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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Peters By the Sea, Scarborough beach front, have made their burgers the same since 1954.... Thick toast, sweet mustard pickles, tomato sauce, fried onions and topped with their home made mince pattie.
I cruise down for one every time I'm on my week off. Been eating them since the 70's _________________ Don't count the days, make the days count. |
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OEP
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Location: Perth
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think positive
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Skids wrote: | Peters By the Sea, Scarborough beach front, have made their burgers the same since 1954.... Thick toast, sweet mustard pickles, tomato sauce, fried onions and topped with their home made mince pattie.
I cruise down for one every time I'm on my week off. Been eating them since the 70's |
We holidayed in Scarborough when I was a kid, got some old grainy pics somewhere _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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OEP
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think positive wrote: | Skids wrote: | Peters By the Sea, Scarborough beach front, have made their burgers the same since 1954.... Thick toast, sweet mustard pickles, tomato sauce, fried onions and topped with their home made mince pattie.
I cruise down for one every time I'm on my week off. Been eating them since the 70's |
We holidayed in Scarborough when I was a kid, got some old grainy pics somewhere |
Best burger I've ever had was from Culleys in Fremantle.
http://www.culleys.com.au _________________ A Collingwood supporter since the egg was inseminated. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Bloody hell, there are some "interesting" views on here.
Buckisgod, give yourself an uppercut and go to the nearest milk bar and ask for some Potato cakes. Not scallops, potato cakes, to have with your properly built Burger with the meat on the bottom where it belongs. You have been in Sydney way too long, next thing you'll be wearing those arseless chaps and beret out in public.
Tannin Tannin Tannin, comparing muff diving with burger munching. Oh Dear. While your..."technique" wins definite points for enthusiasm the fact that you haven't yet had your neck snapped by an indignant lady asking you to treat it like the gourmet meal that is is rather than diving in like a pig into a bucket of slops suggests more good luck and/or lack of varied opportunity than any particular skill.
Part of the joy of eating the perfect burger is being able to take in, in each bite, a variety of tastes and textures. If the burger is too tall to eat, cut it in half, turn it sideways, and put the corner in your mouth. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie wrote: | Bloody hell, there are some "interesting" views on here.
Buckisgod, give yourself an uppercut and go to the nearest milk bar and ask for some Potato cakes. Not scallops, potato cakes, to have with your properly built Burger with the meat on the bottom where it belongs. You have been in Sydney way too long, next thing you'll be wearing those arseless chaps and beret out in public.
Tannin Tannin Tannin, comparing muff diving with burger munching. Oh Dear. While your..."technique" wins definite points for enthusiasm the fact that you haven't yet had your neck snapped by an indignant lady asking you to treat it like the gourmet meal that is is rather than diving in like a pig into a bucket of slops suggests more good luck and/or lack of varied opportunity than any particular skill.
Part of the joy of eating the perfect burger is being able to take in, in each bite, a variety of tastes and textures. If the burger is too tall to eat, cut it in half, turn it sideways, and put the corner in your mouth. |
Then we need another poll on the Bunnings type fund raising saugage sizzles, onions, mustard, cheese tomato or BBQ sauce so many options.
How do we eat it, do we get it in the mouth without letting the teeth touch the meat, if we bite off more than we can chew if we do we swallow or spit?
So many options. |
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