Nick's Posting XXII: Round 3: St Vomit

[Tannin]

Buckets of blood on the committee room carpet after last week's lousy effort against Adelaide.

The rest of you, consider yourself warned: lose to St Vomit and you are all looking at long-term unemployment.

Or I am.

Or possibly both.




IN:

• MagpieBat (starring in the twos, magnificent performances in this thread)
  
• September Zeros (another outstanding performer in the reserves, deserves his recall)
  
• Pies2016 (Promising youngster, will debut as sub)
  
• qldmagpie67 (Word is he will run out early and play in the midfield, Coaches expect him to still be more-or-less sober as late as the end of the second quarter.)
  
• Flashman (You are there to kick goals, son, look at the team sheet carefully. Your end is the pointy end. Try to remember.)
  

OUT:

• Lazza (Omitted. May not have noticed he was playing last week. Certainly wasn't noticed by anyone wearing an Adelaide jumper.)
  
• woftam (Gawn: didn't turn up to training)
  
• Lazza's Parrot (Found hanging from perch. Buried last week. 2-3 weeks.)
  
• Stui Magpie (Broke ankle while walking dog. Probably drunk at the time. Stui had had a couple too.)
  
• melliot (Unlucky. The only player in the Posting XXII with 100% disposal efficiency: hard to improve on zero from zero)
  

[RudeBoy]

Wow! That interchange bench just oozes class!

[neil]

Sack the coach

[thompsoc]

At least I made it onto the coaching panel!
But really a "paranormal advisor" when I am an atheist!
I would have been much happier if I was in charge of Pie Night!
That would have been an honour and a pleasure!

[KenH]

Interchange Steward, you bewdy!

I have only one arm in use at the moment so good position, not sure if I can keep count so I will have a stubby each time someone comes off, I know that there is 24 in each carton, isn't that about how many rotations a quarter we can have?

[Piesnchess]

[HAL]

Perhaps it would.

[Piesnchess]

This is our unloseable game, we cannot and must NOT lose to these gutter crawling wankers. Lose, and I will be found in a comatose state, outside the Cricketers Arms Pub, fully pissed outa my brain. !

Just WIN !!!!

[3.14159]

EFF Me, the coach don't sound that happy with last weaks effort!
I've had a rough off-season and been surprised to be named in the squad at all this year!
I've done so little in the wae of preseason training I wanted to get there early, mow the lawn prior to the game (I really hate mowing lawns) & bring my myself up to speed with the All New new Buckley Play book (mk5) and study the high school photos of my new team-mates (they all look so young but at least the numbers are familiar)!
Anywae...I must have drifted off for bit and can't remember anyoff it!
Ooops, my bad!
Well coach I'm getting off the couch and turning over a new leaf/page and will have the plan (and some the new faces) in the back of mind well before the first (or second) ball is bounced!!
If I don't recognise who's got the ball or where I'm supposed to be I'll just yell "HEY LAD, Kick it to ME!" and I get it to Swan, Swanny or Swannie ... etc!

[thompsoc]

[Tannin]

^ So you're offering to wipe your more usual egg away first?

[thompsoc]

[Flashman]

Gee no wonder Jezza and WPT didn't impact the scoreboard much last week seeing as they were occupying the key defensive posts. Sorry fellas for demanding your omission from our mighty side for non performance.

I'm thrilled to be playing tonight as a sneaky, cheeky forward pocket. I've been compared to Steven Milne, Jeff Farmer and Haydn Ballantyne before in the personality department, so maybe I'll be a natural goal sneak like them as well.

I wont let you down coach!

[The Prototype]

I have a good recruits ready for the side should we not do so well against the Vomits.

[John Wren]

last year, when i saw this fixture i thought we wouldn't need to turn up as we'd win easily. to that end, i have made other plans for tonight. i still expect to do well and get a few touches.