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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:22 pm
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http://www.canberratimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-vows-to-shirtfront-vladimir-putin-over-mh17-tragedy-20141013-115cm3.html

Good luck with that Tony

Good to see some old school footy vernacular being used in the foreign affairs realm though, well played there

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:25 pm
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Onya bud, give harry highpants a good smack.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:45 pm
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Bwah hahahahahahaha

and you fools voted for him.
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Good luck with that Abbott , U Dick.............

Who voted for this Tool ?????????????????????

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:27 pm
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Classy
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:58 pm
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Speaking of shirt fronts, perhaps Two Tier Tony can wear this to the meeting:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:01 pm
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I would like to do that too.
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And then they will both go complete a triathlon together in matching budgie smugglers Shocked
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I think this accompanying cartoon says it all:
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David wrote:
I think this accompanying cartoon says it all:


It's a boring cartoon! Bit blank

Edit wierd wasn't there a minute ago! Do you job mod!!!

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This is Abbott at his stupidest!
Tony (as foreigner) knows very little Aussie rules
A shirt-front is designed to catch an opponent totally un-wares.
Telegraphing it defeats the purpose.
We are a small power, Russia is a great one (no amount of jingoism can change that).
Putin will come here G20 summit fully prepared to wreak havoc with Australia in any way it can.
Abbott could do worse than learn a little about the Great Game if he want's Putin to take him in any way seriously!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Game

(Our English captain of tEAM aUSTRALIA needs to get his sporting terms right and learn how to play the game!
His hospital passes and helicopter kicks are doing Australia a whole World of harm!)
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:21 pm
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Putin is a shortarse but he's a Judo black belt. Tone was a heavyweight boxer back in his Uni days.

I'd pay to see this one, get them in a cage together, classic striker vs grappler match up.
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Your a complete "drop-kick"^^^.
Australia is not a heavy-weight boxer.
We stand to lose a lot (and gain nothing) by this idiotic school boy bravado!
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Russia and China signed a major new trade deal just a few hours ago.

http://www.dw.de/russia-and-china-sign-major-trade-agreements/av-17994439

Russia is to sell the Chinese (our major consumer) iron-ore, wheat beef and natural gas.
In return they get easy access to Chinese credit to build the roads, rails and pipes-lines and greater say in who the Chinese do deals with.

This trade deal will hurt us big time!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:45 pm
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Wokko wrote:
Putin is a shortarse but he's a Judo black belt. Tone was a heavyweight boxer back in his Uni days.

I'd pay to see this one, get them in a cage together, classic striker vs grappler match up.



I'd like to see it too. Putin makes the big macho tough guy routine, he's a thug and the attitude of Russia to Australia is typical European snobbery. Tone is 10cm taller and 6 years younger, I'll put $10 on Bud.

As an aside, the promise to "shirtfront" Vlad may not be quite as dumb as it seems.

Quote:
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has a problem with half of Australia thinking to “shirt-front” means one thing and half thinking it’s something else.
This follows the lines of the most embedded rift through the nation: Football codes.
This divide is important because the Prime Minister has promised to shirtfront Russian President Putin when he visits Australia in November for the G20 summit.
Is Russian President Vladimir Putin, pictured here with Formula One chief executive Berni
Is Russian President Vladimir Putin, pictured here with Formula One chief executive Bernie Ecclestone, getting some practice in, in his shirt-front. Picture: AP Photo/RIA-Novosti, Alexei Nikolsky, Presidential Press Service Source: AP
“I’m going to shirt-front Mr Putin,” the Prime Minister said during a media conference in Central Queensland.
“You bet you are, you bet I am. I am going to be saying to Mr Putin Australians were murdered (in the Malaysian Airlines tragedy in Ukraine).”
Mr Abbott was speaking figuratively of course about his actions. He won’t actually lay a violent hand on the macho Russian.
But definitions are important. We have to know how serious was his figurative threat to understand how serious he will be with the Russian leader.
In AFL states, to shirtfront means to charge a rival player full pelt and hit them so hard they drop to the ground heavily. Apparently if a football is involved in this encounter it is only incidental and certainly not necessary.
An AFL version of a “shirt-fronting”.
An AFL version of a “shirt-fronting”. Source: News Limited
In rugby territory – league and union, Mr Abbott’s game – to shirtfront means to grab by the coat lapels, or indeed the front of a shirt, and vigorously challenge.
So, if the Prime Minister threatening to metaphorically slam the Russian President into the ground? Or simply to muss up his shirt? In terminology Mr Abbott is most familiar with, probably the latter.


http://www.news.com.au/national/prime-minister-tony-abbotts-vow-to-shirtfront-russian-president-vladimir-putin/story-fncynjr2-1227089247947

That actually makes more sense when you put it in that context, but I'm sure there's plenty of people happy to assume Tone is so dumb he actually threatened literal physical violence on a foreign leader.

Speaking of dumb, Jacqui Mutton is at it again. The Bogan queen of the southern Island thinks that Little Bill and Tone should stop with the Tesserone and that Valamir Pute is a good guy.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:00 pm
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stui magpie wrote:

As an aside, the promise to "shirtfront" Vlad may not be quite as dumb as it seems.


It's even dumber! ^^^
Once again the English "rugger" captain (of tEAM Australia) proves he only wants to be understood by 1/2 the country.
The dummy-half!

stui magpie wrote:

But definitions are important.


Abbott... "If I can borrow a sporting metaphor, I will shirt-front Putin. "

It's not a metaphor, it's an analogy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy

tEAM aUSTRALIA?
Duuh yEEH!


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