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watt price tully 
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The irony of the funniest man in Australia is a New Zealander!
Made me & Mrs WPT laugh
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| i reckon the funniest man in australia is australian (micallef) |
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stui magpie 
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I learned that Jameson and Ginger Beer is a match made in heaven.
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Morrigu 
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That I had perfectly shite day and that a gaggle of female teenage brats are brave and mouthy when facing an elderly woman but not so brave or talkative when a 6 foot very angry Morrigu appears behind said elderly woman!
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watt price tully
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| Kingswood wrote: | | i reckon the funniest man in australia is australian (micallef) |
Funny man too.
Both he & Clarke have bad teeth: what's that about?
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stui magpie
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| Morrigu wrote: | | That I had perfectly shite day and that a gaggle of female teenage brats are brave and mouthy when facing an elderly woman but not so brave or talkative when a 6 foot very angry Morrigu appears behind said elderly woman! |
I hope you gave them the rounds of the house. Lucky it was just silly bitches being bitches. If it was guys you could of been stabbed.
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think positive 
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You need that restraining order pronto xxx
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Morrigu
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | | That I had perfectly shite day and that a gaggle of female teenage brats are brave and mouthy when facing an elderly woman but not so brave or talkative when a 6 foot very angry Morrigu appears behind said elderly woman! |
I hope you gave them the rounds of the house. Lucky it was just silly bitches being bitches. If it was guys you could of been stabbed. |
Said very little - didn't need to - cold hard bitch and delivered that way!
Not a random - 'twas my mum and the biatch brat come to get her stuff - bad timing brat - I just happened to be there dropping some stuff at the time and hubby had dropped me off and gone to pick up some things for a job tomorrow so no car to warn them!
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stui magpie
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stui magpie
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Apparently Bill gates is funding a remote controlled contraceptive for women.
| Quote: | WHAT if, instead of taking a pill every single day you could take one that will last 16 years?
This is the vision of a new project funded by the Gates Foundation which is looking at new ways to deliver drugs into the body. |
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/science/bill-gates-is-funding-a-remote-control-contraceptive/story-fnjwl5wq-1226981727203
If it can also function as a remote controlled libido he's on a winner. One more remote the bloke won't let away from his hand. 
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stui magpie
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I like this thread, I might adopt it.
Anyway, tonight I learned a bit about the history of Absinthe and how/why it became illegal for a while. Some bits I already knew but the gaps have been filled in nicely.
I'm gonna buy me one of these.
Roll on summer.
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think positive
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| stui magpie wrote: | I like this thread, I might adopt it.
Anyway, tonight I learned a bit about the history of Absinthe and how/why it became illegal for a while. Some bits I already knew but the gaps have been filled in nicely.
I'm gonna buy me one of these.
Roll on summer. |
Wheredoyougetit????
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stui magpie
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Ebay would be a good start
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I'm really good at burping in restraints after a pre dinner scotch,
And it really embarrasses the kids
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Morrigu
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That one Stui Magpie seems to have acquired an unhealthy fascination with emoticons 
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