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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:47 pm
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This would have to be right up there. Not sure how it could be worse.

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MINA El Houari had been planning their first date for weeks. The 25-year-old from Cadenet in southeast France had for several months been chatting with the handsome suitor from Morocco.

Keen for a boyfriend, Ms El Houari must have seen romantic promise in their online friendship — enough to buy a plane ticket and fly to the North African nation to meet him in person.

She arrived in Fez, Morocco’s third largest city, on May 19 and booked herself into a five-star hotel before heading out to meet her date, according to regional daily La Provence.


Awww, sounds good so far? Read the rest http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/french-national-mina-el-houari-buried-alive-in-morocco-after-first-date-with-internet-boyfriend-goes-horribly-wrong/story-fni0dpr1-1226943225932

Any horrible first date stories?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:51 pm
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Laughing it's sooooo long since I had a date I can't even remember what a date involves Razz
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:11 pm
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Same here. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:08 pm
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I served a guy a frozen chicken once, and I still had to dump him a year later

I served my daughters boyfriend raw pork on tuesday, but this time I can blame the stupid oven

memo to self, ring the oven repair man!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 9:25 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
This would have to be right up there. Not sure how it could be worse...

Any horrible first date stories?


Ummm... in 2006, i had a chick urinate in the gutter in front of me, as she just couldn't wait to find a public loo at 1.00am. I actually didn't have a problem with that, but she was evidently too embarrassed to see me again in the weeks following. Which was a shame because the date was a set-up by friends, and i was rather fond of her. Rather dissapointing as neither of us were oil-paintings by any stretch, and i thought most compatable for each other.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:09 pm
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I file that under "the things you do when you're drunk".

Like picking up the Russian chick who thought she'd take a p155 in the gutter on the way to my place, and her excuse was she thought it would turn me on Shocked Confused

Rest of the evening is filed under "things you do when you're drunk that you wish you didn't remember. Seriously"

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:37 pm
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Ugh is that like one of those wierd foreign pornos?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:26 am
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Apparently pissing is the number one most common male fetish. Bit weird, but there you go. Shocked Might explain how golden showers are actually a thing.

Annnnyway, worst first date for me happened soon after I moved to Melbourne. I arranged a date with a girl on OKCupid and she told me at the last moment that she was bringing some friends along. Not ideal, but OK. Anyway, the bar she chose was really loud and it was hard to make conversation (I did my best). After about half an hour, I went to get a drink, and when I came back, they had disappeared. Not even an SMS to say goodbye.

It wasn't that great a loss—she wasn't very interesting—but I was amazed that anyone could be so mean!

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