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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Welcome to Nick's Progressie Selection Dinner. It's a long time to Saturday and the Match Committee intends to use all of it to sample as many of those fine old '59 wines as possible. Oh, and also to finalise the team. You won't know the final line-up until Saturday lunchtime.
Meanwhile, a progress report. Selection is spectacularly difficult this week as last's week's Numbers side - let's be honest here, barely a seconds team - flogged the Tigers and showed the regular senior players up pretty badly. On form, it should be "no change", but there are one or two who have strong claims on a spot and cannot be left out.
Vice-captain, inspiration to all, and damn good bloke (for a woman) Think Positive returns to her usual spot on the wing. On the opposite wing, after an interrupted pre-season, Rude Boy comes in for his first game of the season. Chief Drug Supplier (and also Captain) Swoop42's form has gone from good to better and his strictly medicinal chemicals have gone from AwesomeIfeelgood all the way through to Thisisfarnaklingamazingwurblewurblefloopwhatdayisit? So he stays in.
As you all know, flattery will not get you into this team. Not now, not ever.
Honest, heartfelt words of truthful praise and admiration, however, are a pretty sure thing, which is why E was one of the first selected. Brown26 brought a welcome dose of old-fashioned grit last week and is retained to make sure the Norf forwards don't get any easy ones. As promised, the disgraced pair last seen punching each other up on the Members' Wing, Lazza and Jackass, return to the fold. They are on their final warnings. Play nice children, and watch this space. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Rudie and TP are on the wrong wings.
BURP.
Pass the goon. Purely for medicinal purposes coach, I'm ready to rock, roll and kick skippy. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Tannin
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Better? _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Pick me and we will win _________________ I am Da Man |
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Tannin
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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That's a good plan. Worked well against Freo, didn't it. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Brown26
Joined: 14 Sep 2001 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Thanks coach, I'm ready to run through some North pretenders, maybe even one of their players this week! Stui has hit me up with some herbal tea he reckons will help me concentrate....
- Ben |
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September Zeros
Joined: 04 Oct 2012 Location: Behind you
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Did you get a package from me tannin? The yellow envelope marked private and confidential?
I had two, one for you and one for another soul......one containing hard cash and the other with a finger in it.
I still have the one with the cash in it.
An honest mistake I do apologise.............
Yeeeessss..... An honest mistake ..... _________________ No Pressure, No Diamonds
They used to be a happy team at hawthorn.
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Stupied
Joined: 14 Mar 2013
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Quote: | Honest, heartfelt words of truthful praise and admiration, however, are a pretty sure thing |
Does "DIE TANNIN, DIE!!!" Qualify? |
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Fire Up
Joined: 17 Sep 2005 Location: in a house
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don't pick dtm!!! he is the "cancer" in the team. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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Space for me in the forward pocket? You know I've always supported you as coach! Oh yeah, and I think Lola was hacking my account that other time. And the other other time. All of the times. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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Tannin
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Well, I was going to make you Director of Coaching, but OK. Just oner thing - you have to wear Lola's undies. Again. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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I'm back,I'm,back,I'm,back, yippee,yipeee, um ,err, I mean carry on
I've just been prepping with sons of anarchy, can I bring Gemma's skateboard? That Lindsay Thomas could use a nose job _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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I will not say a word, yet. ! _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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Bob Sugar
Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Location: Benalla
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Hey tannin, %£¥|%]!]*], ($(@$&$@;@;&;, %#%#€<+>€^=, then shove it $&@%#>\#{!€}, _________________ Defender...........
On the day before the first, Daicos created God.
You like this. |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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How could anyone criticise our coach he has done an amazing job considering the cattle he has to work with.
PS I have photos Tannin no threats just saying. _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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