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Tannin Capricorn

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Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:44 pm
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Welcome to Nick's Progressie Selection Dinner. It's a long time to Saturday and the Match Committee intends to use all of it to sample as many of those fine old '59 wines as possible. Oh, and also to finalise the team. You won't know the final line-up until Saturday lunchtime.

Meanwhile, a progress report. Selection is spectacularly difficult this week as last's week's Numbers side - let's be honest here, barely a seconds team - flogged the Tigers and showed the regular senior players up pretty badly. On form, it should be "no change", but there are one or two who have strong claims on a spot and cannot be left out.

Vice-captain, inspiration to all, and damn good bloke (for a woman) Think Positive returns to her usual spot on the wing. On the opposite wing, after an interrupted pre-season, Rude Boy comes in for his first game of the season. Chief Drug Supplier (and also Captain) Swoop42's form has gone from good to better and his strictly medicinal chemicals have gone from AwesomeIfeelgood all the way through to Thisisfarnaklingamazingwurblewurblefloopwhatdayisit? So he stays in.

As you all know, flattery will not get you into this team. Not now, not ever.



Honest, heartfelt words of truthful praise and admiration, however, are a pretty sure thing, which is why E was one of the first selected. Brown26 brought a welcome dose of old-fashioned grit last week and is retained to make sure the Norf forwards don't get any easy ones. As promised, the disgraced pair last seen punching each other up on the Members' Wing, Lazza and Jackass, return to the fold. They are on their final warnings. Play nice children, and watch this space.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:08 pm
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Rudie and TP are on the wrong wings.

BURP.

Pass the goon. Purely for medicinal purposes coach, I'm ready to rock, roll and kick skippy.

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:25 pm
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Better?
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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:32 pm
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Pick me and we will win
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:36 pm
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That's a good plan. Worked well against Freo, didn't it. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:40 pm
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Thanks coach, I'm ready to run through some North pretenders, maybe even one of their players this week! Stui has hit me up with some herbal tea he reckons will help me concentrate....

- Ben
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:57 pm
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Did you get a package from me tannin? The yellow envelope marked private and confidential?

I had two, one for you and one for another soul......one containing hard cash and the other with a finger in it.

I still have the one with the cash in it.

An honest mistake I do apologise.............


Yeeeessss..... An honest mistake ..... Shocked Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:01 pm
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Honest, heartfelt words of truthful praise and admiration, however, are a pretty sure thing

Does "DIE TANNIN, DIE!!!" Qualify?
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Fire Up Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:36 pm
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don't pick dtm!!! he is the "cancer" in the team. Laughing Wink
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:55 am
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Space for me in the forward pocket? You know I've always supported you as coach! Oh yeah, and I think Lola was hacking my account that other time. And the other other time. All of the times.
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:16 am
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Well, I was going to make you Director of Coaching, but OK. Just oner thing - you have to wear Lola's undies. Again.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:59 am
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I'm back,I'm,back,I'm,back, yippee,yipeee, um ,err, I mean carry on Embarassed

I've just been prepping with sons of anarchy, can I bring Gemma's skateboard? That Lindsay Thomas could use a nose job

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:11 am
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I will not say a word, yet. !
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Bob Sugar 



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:18 am
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Hey tannin, %£¥|%]!]*], ($(@$&$@;@;&;, %#%#€<+>€^=, then shove it $&@%#>\#{!€},
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neil Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:53 am
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How could anyone criticise our coach he has done an amazing job considering the cattle he has to work with.


PS I have photos Tannin no threats just saying.

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