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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| Last week Coach Tannin wrote: | | If we finish Round 3 with only one win on the board, there will be no mercy. Selection from then on will be - and I want you to listen carefully when I say this - selection will be strictly on the numbers. No exceptions, no mercy. This is a man's game and if you are not sufficiently afraid of me, Think Positive will thrash you. |
I did my best to warn you all, but you all went out and got licked by the damn pussies. There is only one thing left to do: stick by my promise to pick this week's team strictly by the numbers.
Member 7167 comes in at full-back. Taking his placer to Member's right .... well, there was only one player in the would who can get further right than Member: welcome back MJ23! In the key attacking positions are 3.14159 and the inimitable 5150. Lots of goals please lads. Across the middle of the ground we have Macedonian Marvel #35 (who has been kept out of the side until now because his name is hard to fit into the graphic) and the highly skilled 35forever on a wing, backed up by the fearsome E as a key backman.
Does this mean all the rest of you are all sacked? Not at all! There remains a hard core of experienced champions to take this team forward into glory. There is the veterans' veteran 3rd degree who will stride forth bravely into the Vice Captain's role, thrusting palentologists from his path and resolutely denying any and all relationships with dinosaurs of any kind, not to mention goats. Captain Swoop42 and ruckman September Zeros are retained in consequence of their leadership, good looks, fat brown envelopes, and good form. Joining them in the middle is mature (very!) rookie and relative newcomer to the side Dr Pie, who gets one last chance to show form in these threads (from where he has been absent ever since he respectfully requested that we consider him for selection some weeks ago). Everyone else has been selected purely on the numbers.
The following players, who lost to the pussies last week, are all permanently banned from playing for Nick's Collingwood Posting XXII for seven years, or forever, or until this time next week. (Whichever comes first.)
OUT:
- Albert Parker
- Proud Pies
- simon tonna
- MagpieBat
- King Malta
- Think Positive
- warburton lad
- woftam
- Piesnchess
- Brenny
- Jezza
- Stupied
- Wokko
- Breadcrawl
- Mossi
- neil
- Stui Magpie
In come the boys and girls with the numbers!
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- 3.14159
- daicos35
- mattys123
- 5150
- 1061
- Macedonian Marvel #35
- 35forever
- SteveH67
- E
- die4pies
- qldmagpie67
- Member 7167
- MJ23
- 4pies
- Brown26
- Doc63
- Born to Pie
Do not despair, numeral-free droplings! As distinguished former players, you are in the box seat to take important, rewarding, and very ill-paid positions on the brand-new coaching panel
This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity has arisen because all of last week's assistant coaches have walked out. (Apart from the victims of the Great Thursday Night Match Committee Massacre , of course, who were carried out.) The bodies have since disappeared without trace. When questioned, former Head Chef Beast said "no comment".
This is your chance for coaching glory! Nominations for assistant coaching and specialist positions are hereby declared open. (Preference will be given to former players and anyone else with goat-power.)
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
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3rd degree 
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Location: John Wren's tote
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Great work Tannin , ignore old jock he is like Aaron James forever playing at a lower surburban level
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" Ohhh Banksy and out comes the Note Book".
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burnsy17
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Cough cough.....
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| burnsy17 wrote: | | Cough cough..... |
(red face)
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Proud Pies 
Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Location: Knox-ish
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hahahahaha
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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You're a lunatic. 
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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mattys123
Joined: 07 Jul 2009
Location: Narre Warren, VIC
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Numbers never lie. 
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Still got a Bad Feeling then
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Stupied
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As if cull the backline. Only line that stood up last week 
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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So I don't even make the 'B' team now....sheesh! 
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Brenny
Joined: 05 Apr 2011
Location: Westpac Centre
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Well I'm dropped...
I warned I had pictures...
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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3.14159 
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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| swoop42 wrote: |
I have chosen an animal, a beast if you will that best represents us all.
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(Nick the) lubricated goat.
In the raw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDlfIlF6Uaw&feature=kp
Last edited by 3.14159 on Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:27 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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