England will win the Ashes 10-nil!

[jack_spain]

With back-to-back 5 test series against the Poms, Michael Clarke's back playing up and getting bowled out for 65 in a Champions Trophy warm-up game, I'm calling it now.

England will win the next ten tests 10-nil.

I suggest this time instead of burning the bails to make the ashes, they arrange to burn Phillip Hughes' ****s.

[MOTR]

Are you offering odds, Jack?

[Dave The Man]

I agree. We will get Murded

[King Monkey]

Get Cook and Trott cheaply (easier said than done), could be a better chance than many think. Gotta get the batting order right though. Play genuine top-order players in the top 4, leave the guys that are atouch loose outside off stump in the middle order, that includes the skipper.

F*** up selection, and don't take wickets with the new ball though - 0-10 is pretty realistic.

[Big T]

Cant wait to see these overpaid soft cocks get smashed. Arthur sacked, clarke sacked, then start rebuilding.

[King Monkey]

Agree on M.Arthur. Can't stand listening to him speak. Would be better off running corporate pep-talk/motivational/bonding sessions in ski resorts than coaching our national cricket team.

We couldn't find anyone in the country to coach??
Just doesn't sound right hearing him say "us" & "we" in his thick South African accent. (In the sporting sense).

[Big T]

WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

or

Steven Waugh, wo-wo-wo what is he good for

or

DK Liiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Plenty of champion ex playing leaders who understand the modern game and will slap these prima donna biatches into submission. Its the will to change that is missing.

Reckon Jeff Kennett should forget Melbourne and get down to CA as new chief and executioner pronto! That I would love to see.

[Jezza]

David Warner in trouble for an alcohol-related incident. In all honesty, this guy is one of my most hated cricketers that has represented Australia over the years. An arrogant person to say the least.

Quote:

AUSTRALIAN opening batsman David Warner has been stood down from tonight’s ICC Champions Trophy match against New Zealand following an apparent alcohol-related incident.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/cricket/cricketer-david-warner-stood-down-over-alcohol-related-incident/story-e6frg7rx-1226662663153

[Animal]

I think they are being a bit harsh to Warner. Obviously there was some sort of altercation but they sorted it out between themselves and kept drinking together. Warner was even good enough to get the tab.
He shouldn't have been suspended. Imagine if it was Boony.

[swoop42]

Who will be our fast bowlers on this tour.

Not that long ago people were talking up the potential of our bowling attack.

Has Cummings returned from injury?

[Lazza]

[Man Utd Pie]

Just got my tickets for 3rd test at Old Trafford, 3rd 4th and, oh i don't need a 5th day ticket this time, maybe not even the 4th.
Bring it on !!!!!!!!!!

[Man Utd Pie]

Don't worry Jack, the English weather will prevent it being 10-nil....9-0 is more realistic!!!

[mattys123]

Try about 7-0, the speed at which the likes of Cook and Trott bat at (snails pace is being nice) means that if there's any weather interruptions at all any test will be a draw.

I think Australia can pull a test off in Australia, maybe in Perth where opposition teams usually struggle, but if we can get out of England with a 2-0 deficit I'd be quite happy.

[Man Utd Pie]