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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:33 pm
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Love a good vagina exhibition. Torn between going to the one in Fitzroy or just watching Carlton do pre season training.

As an aside, any thread posted relating to vaginas deserves to be at least a 5 pager, not stalled at page 2. The lack of replies to such a mouth watering thread does not show the respect vaginas deserve. Lift your game you blokes and post your reverence Mad


Still funny!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:42 pm
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^More like still fanny!
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Just in case I haven't already stated it, I'm a big fan of Vaginas and all their external accoutrements.
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Try it.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:12 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Just in case I haven't already stated it, I'm a big fan of Vaginas and all their external accoutrements.


I approve of this sentiment.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:16 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
^More like still fanny!


Laughing clever!

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^More like still fanny!


I prefer them moving personally but whatever floats your goat.

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Who thought up that word? Vag I na it's kinda yuk
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The vagina is the best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger, It's self-lubricating, It accepts any size piston, It even changes its own oil every four weeks. It's a shame that the management system is so f*cking temperamental...
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The vagina is the best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger, It's self-lubricating, It accepts any size piston, It even changes its own oil every four weeks. It's a shame that the management system is so f*cking temperamental...


hahahahahaha did you think that up! That's $£$%^%%$ awesome!

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think positive wrote:
Who thought up that word? Vag I na it's kinda yuk


Apparently means "sheath" in Latin. No prizes for guessing what "penis" means!

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Ewwwwww
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stui magpie wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
^More like still fanny!


I prefer them moving personally but whatever floats your goat.


I only have the basic package.

You must have one of those fancy heat seeking knobs.

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WELL that’s embarrassing. A US exchange student had to be delivered from a giant stone vagina in Germany after a dare went awry.

German emergency services were called to make a safe withdrawal of the student from the marble sculpture of a vulva in the grounds of Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology.



HAH.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/us-exchange-student-pulled-from-tubingen-university-marble-vagina/story-fni0xs61-1226963283491

Thoughts about the motivation in the first place?

Not sure about the actual likeness to the subject there either. Maybe it's some of that modern art. Razz Wink

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I'm thinking the sculpture was inspired by Bertha.
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